The Hartman Chronicles Season 2 Chapter 1
Can you believe it! It has been six months since the Mew Mews (including me) and some of my friends defeat the alien invasion of Tokyo. For those of you who don't know who I am my name's Adrian Hartman. If you want to know what I look like go look up a picture of me you lazy bastard. I WAS an American street fighter who had come to Tokyo to participate in a fighting tournament. What actually happened to me was that I became a Mew Mew. That's right a Mew Mew. You know what those are right? Basically they're a team of girls who have animal DNA infused into them. This gives them the ability to turn into a human/animal hybrid. Now before we go any further I will make this quite clear I AM A GUY! I'm a Mew Mew, yes, but I am a guy! Sorry about that, I'm a bit on edge. Ever since the completion of the second Mew Mew café it has been very hectic. Seeing as Ryou assigned the original Mew Mews and Keiichiro to work at the new café, Umi and Aki are still knocked out for the Zerius battle, AND we have still have chimera attacks going on almost every fucking day! I know Ryou said we'd be getting new members but that was six months ago! For god sakes I hope that we get those members soon. We sure do need them!
I made my way down to the café, I was dead tired.
"Five Chimera attacks in one day" I said as I rubbed my head "Son of a bitch"
I then walked onto the café floor and began to look around. I then heard the door open. There one thirteen year old girl who was about 5'6 with white skin, had bright orange hair, and forest green eyes.
"Hello there" I said "Welcome to the Mew Mew café, How are you today?"
The girl looked at me for a second, suddenly her eyes sparkled and she glomped me.
"What was that for?" I asked
She smiled "Don't you remember me?"
"No I don't" I said
"I was that girl who you saved from that cat creature!" She said as she hugged me some more "Thanks!"
"You want me to get you a menu?" I asked, trying to change the subject
"Not until my boyfriend gets here" She said as she got off me and headed toward a table
I nodded "Can I get your name?"
The girl nodded "The name is Kyoto Kagami, yours?"
"Adrian Hartman" I said
"Oh, you share a name with one of the Mew Mews" She said
"And that would be?" I asked
"Mew Adrian" She said "He has a huge fan base at my school"
"Really now?" I asked "Who are his fans?"
"Mostly girls, some guys" Kyoto said
"Ah cool" I said "So what do you think of the Mew Mews?"
"They're awesome!" Kyoto said "They get to go around all day, looking cute, saving the day, having friends and being popular. I wish I was a Mew Mew"
I chuckled "That would be cool if you were a Mew Mew"
"Totally!" Kyoto smiled. I then heard the door swing open again. There a boy, who looked about 13 stood. He had with skin along with short, jet black hair, glasses, a nice white shirt and blue jeans. He also had brown eyes.
"Oh that's my boyfriend Kou!" Kyoto smiled
I looked over at Kou and he looked at me. He then went to the table and sat down.
"So what can I get for you today?" I asked
"Shouldn't we get a menu first?" Kou said
I gave myself a facepalm "Oh yeah I totally forgot about that!"
As I walked away to get a menu I heard a snippet of Kou and Kyoto's conversation.
"Have you gotten rid of that tattoo yet?" Kou asked
"I've tried everything but it won't come off!" Kyoto said as she rubbed her arm.
I caught a glimpse of her arm, on it was a light pink heart surrounded by a bear paw print. I took the two menus and then went back to the Kyoto and Kou.
"Here you are" I said "Now what do you want?"
The two looked over the menu for a few seconds.
"I'll have the Apple Tart" Kyoto said
"So will I" Kou said
I nodded and headed back into the kitchen. Seeing as Keiichiro wasn't here I also had to serve as the cook. As I was making the apple tarts Ryou came into the kitchen.
"Hey Ryou I think I found another Mew Mew" I said
"Really?" He said "Where?"
"Sitting the café, she has some "Tattoo" on her arm that won't come off" I said "I think it's a Mew Mark"
Ryou nodded "Well bring her in"
"After she's done eating" I said
"Alright" Ryou said. The apple tarts were soon done, I took them out of the oven, put them on plates, and served them to the two kids.
"Kyoto" I said
"What?" Kyoto asked
"I need you to stay after I need to check something" I said
"Okay?" She said, in a what the hell are you doing voice
I leaned in close and whispered "I have some news about the Mew Mews"
Kyoto nodded and soon finished her apple tart. Kou finished as well and headed out.
"You coming Kyoto?" He asked
"In a minute" Kyoto replied "Don't wait for me"
Kou nodded "Alright"
Kou then stepped outside.
"Come with me" I said as I motioned for Kyoto to follow.
She and I went into the kitchen, and there Ryou stood.
"Show him the "tattoo" on your arm" I ordered
Kyoto nodded and pulled up her sleeve, she then pointed to the "tattoo"
Ryou smiled "That is a Mew mark if I ever saw one"
"Mew mark?" Kyoto said "Wait you don't mean"
"I do" Ryou smiled "You're a Mew Mew"
Kyoto's eyes lit up "Yay! I'm a Mew Mew!"
She then began to bounce around the kitchen.
"But first we have to infuse you with an animal" Ryou said as he started to walk out the door "This way please"
Kyoto nodded and followed him.
"You don't mind if I come along, do you?" I asked
"I don't mind Adrian" Ryou said
"I don't either" Kyoto nodded
"Alright then" I said as I began to walk with them "Let's go!"
The three of us then came to the back room where I had been turned into a Mew Mew. The machine stood in the corner. Ryou motioned for me to follow and I did. He then pointed to where Kyoto was going to stand. Kyoto nodded and stood there. Ryou then went over to the machine and pulled a lever. The machine then shot a red beam at Kyoto, her eyes went white and she was in a trance. I then felt light headed and my vision faded to black. The next thing I knew I was in some bamboo forest clearing. Kyoto was staring at a panda.
"So this is my Mew animal?" She said, completely unaware to my presence, she then hugged it "It is so cute!"
The Panda then fused with her and the next thing I knew I was back in the real world. I held my head.
"You okay Adrian?" Ryou asked
"Yeah I am" I said
Kyoto then came out of her trance.
"That was so cool!" She smiled. As she said that some alarms went off.
"What the heck is that?" Kyoto said as she covered her ears
"A chimera alarm" Ryou said, he then pulled out a PDA and looked at it "Well this alarm seems to be coming from the park where the Umi and her crew first found you Adrian"
"Well time to save that day!" I said "Come on Kyoto!"
I then ran for the door. I then noticed Momo and Lavender.
"Hey there you two, there is a chimera attack" I said "At the park where you first met me"
Momo and Lavender nodded
"Oh and we got a new Mew Mew" I added as I pointed at Kyoto
"Cool" Momo smiled
"Now let's go!" I said as I ran out the door. Momo, Kyoto and Lavender followed in suit. After a fairly decent run, we came to the park. As we looked through it we discovered a succubus. It had purple skin, dominatrix gear, devil horns, and a leather whip.
"Well THAT'S a new kind of monster" I said, I then slammed my fists together "Its show time!"
I then went into my mew form, Momo and Lavender said their phrases as well and transformed. We looked at Kyoto.
"Well?" Momo said "Aren't you going to transform?"
Kyoto shrugged but suddenly said the words "Mew Apple Metamorphosis!"
Kyoto's outfit turn into a red shirt that went from the top of her breasts to the bottom of them. Her pants became red as well and shrunk down so that then only went up to the middle of high thighs. Light green glows then appeared on her hands. The ends of the gloves then extended so that they came up to her shoulders, neck area and shoulder were still exposed. Then her shoes took on the same color as her gloves. The shoes then became huge boots. Panda ears then sprouted from her head and a small, black puff of tail fur came out from her hind regions. A small sick of bamboo appeared, Kyoto grabbed it and spun it around. It then became almost as tall as she was. It also had a pink grip with a pink opal heart on it.
"You look cute" Momo commented
"Thanks" Kyoto smiled
"Now it's time to kick some ass!" I said "Siberian Cannon!"
I then shot a sphere of blue fire forward
Momo nodded "Ribbon Peach Blossom!"
Momo then shot an orange energy flower at the Succubus. Our attacks hit each other and combined into one energy flower that was half blue and half orange. The Succubus used her wings to shield herself from the blow but our attack was very strong. It burned through the demon girl's wings and struck her. The succubus cried out in pain. I looked at Lavender.
"You're next" I smiled
Lavender nodded "Ribbon Lavender shot!"
She then shot a heart shaped pellet at the succubus. The succubus was hit by the blow and reeled back. A cold wind then swarmed around my left fist. I ran up to the succubus and hit it in the stomach with my right hand.
"Siberian" I said as I landed an uppercut to her jaw with my left hand. I enjoyed the sound of crunching of demon molars before saying "Uppercut!"
I flew into the air as a cold wind enveloped me. The succubus flew into the air but quickly hit the ground. As she got up Kyoto's staff shine for a brief second. Kyoto then ran up to succubus, a trail of white light followed her. The white light then formed spheres around both ends of her staff.
"Ribbon" She said as she spun her staff around, hitting the succubus several times
"Apple" She said as she smacked the succubus upside the chin
"Strike!" She roared and she then slammed the bamboo staff into the spine of the succubus. The succubus groaned in pain and glowed white. It then turned into an 18 year old girl. The girl was fully clothed but unconscious.
"That is also very new" I said
"We should tell Ryou about this" Momo said
Lavender nodded in agreement
"That was awesome!" Kyoto cheered "I'm going to love this!"
I laughed and we all demorphed. I then beckoned for the others to follow. They nodded and we soon were on our way back to the café. I looked at Kyoto.
If the rest of the Mew Mews have a good attitude like her this is going to be fun, I thought. I suddenly got the feeling as if I had jinxed myself. Oh well, I thought as I laughed, I could use a challenege!