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Heaven

After some concern thought, the head angel summoned an emerald orb in a circle of gold and as she raise it up in the air.

"Oh orb of chosen, reach out across the universe and seek the five brave warriors who will defeat Queen Aldra and save the continent." After she said the words, the orb flew from her hand and vanished.

Lake Michigan

On a summer afternoon at Lake Michigan, five young men who were now finished of their college freshman year were relaxing in their Summerhouse after doing a job in order to pay their rent but little did they know that today is the day that their summer would become an adventure.

"Hey guys." They heard Kevin who was coming in. "Look what I found on the beach."

"Let me guess, Shitbrick's shit?" Said Stifler earning a glare from Finch who did not forget the prank Stifler did to him at High School.

"Just look at it." Urged Kevin being serious.

So they gather around at the pool table as the four were at in amazement for what Kevin found was the emerald orb.

"Wow." Jim said.

"Neato." Oz said.

"My goodness." Finch said.

"Fucking shit." Stifler said

"Yeah." Kevin agreed as he explained. "When I was walking on the beach I saw something a bit shiny under the sand so I dig it up and presto, I found it."

"What should we do with it?" Jim wondered.

"If you want my opinion." Finch crossed his arms. "I'd say this should go to a museum."

"Fuck museums." Stifler scoffed. "We should make a shitload of money with this."

"We don't even know Where it is been." Oz said with concern. "This might not even look safe."

"Oh come on man, what could possibly go wrong with this thing?"

But Kevin spoke too soon for the orb began to glow as they backed away from the pool table and then the orb descend into midair as it began to spin fast.

"That could!" Oz said to Kevin, freaking out.

Suddenly the spinning turn into a vortex of green mist and then the guys felt a sensation in their bodies as they realized.

"Its gotta pull us in!" Exclaimed Jim. "Hold on to something!"

But it was too late for they are now pulled from the floor as they are now screaming and now entering the vortex and after they were sucked in, the vortex along with the orb vanished without a trace.

Mountain pass ruins

A cloak figure was kept walking on a journey through the pass until the figure stopped when it heard giggling as the stranger turn around and saw on top of an arch was a girl all bright and pink with what appears to be rabbit ears on top of her head and also what appears to be hands covering her breasts.

"Are you the one who attacks travelers?" The cloaked figure appeared to be a girl with her voice revealed.

The pink girl giggled again. "So what if I am?"

"Then I'll slay you." She said without showing fear.

"Hmm." This intrigued the pink girl. "You intend to be the end of me? This should be fun."

The pink girl reveled herself to be a shape shifting slime as she shift her arm which a sword appeared into her hand and after that, she jumped from the arch and somersault the cloaked girl but she dodged it as she quickly took out her sword and then both blades clashed.

"Even though you covered your face, I know who you are." The slime girl smirked and giggled. "Your scent is of the Vance Family."

So as the slime girl pushed her away, her cloaked opponent charged and slash her blade through the slime's shoulder but to her surprise, the slime did not feel the pain as she backed away and did not know the cover of her face fell which got the pink slime confused.

"What? You're not Claudette."

"My name is Leina and I'm a noble warrior." After the introduction, they continued fighting and what they didn't know is that they were being watched.

Watching them from above was a young purple eyed and long bright red headed young woman in a height of 179cm (Approx. 5'10") with a bust 90 (35) a waist of 66 (26) and a hip of 85 (33). She wears a red headband and she wears an ornate tight jacket as her top, with a detailed piece going around her neck. She wears black thong panties and a detailed red belt over them. On her arms, she has armguards high up on her arms, with feathers protruding from them and she also had a thigh-length tattoo on her right leg, and sandals.

The red head kept watching the fight between Leina and the pink slime girl until the fight stopped with Leina on the ground nothing but her blonde hair free and her short white dress.

"That so strange." The curious slime stated. "I swore I recognized Claudette's aroma, but you're clearly no Claudette. The Thundercloud General would've put up a much better fight then this." As the cut on her was regenerated. "Then if she were beaten, she wouldn't squeal like you." She giggled mockingly.

When Leina saw what happened she thought. "She has the power to regenerate."

"Oho you look so confused." She taunt Leina with fake pity.

"What is it that you want?" Leina asked still not showing fear.

"Don't be dense, I'm crushing the most powerful fighters from across the land. " The slime girl explained. "Any who hoped to compete in the Queen's Blade." It got Leina curious.

"What is this Queen's Blade?" She asked as the pink slime gave her another explanation.

"Four years the world's finest warriors compete in a battle for the right to rule as queen and it is about to begin again."

Now that she finished the explanation, she gets back to the original subject.

"This is disappointing, based on your scent I thought I would be fighting Claudette the lead candidate for queen, why do you smell like her?"

Back on the above.

"Those names Claudette and Leina." The red head stated as she was trying to remember. "Leina, Leina." She repeated and then something popped in her head as she was going through her traveling pack and pull out what appears to be a wanted poster of Leina. "Leina Vance!" She remembered. "Of the renowned Vance Family! That makes her Claudette's little sister, damn this is getting interesting."

But then suddenly, she heard the sound of the wind howling and then she saw a green mist filling the air as it swirls like a twister and the twister became a vortex.

"What the hell?" Was all she said.

Then came out of the vortex were five screaming boys who are appeared to be reaching their twenties that are still falling.

so back to Leina and the pink slime girl.

"I'm going to exterminate you!" Leina said being determined as was about to make her move.

But it was too late for her because out of nowhere, five young men landed on the slime girl and crushing her. The blonde traveler was taking by surprise at this unexpected interference and so while they were groaning and trying to recover from the fall.

"Is everyone okay?" Kevin asked.

"I think something broke our fall." Jim said feeling something.

"Shit!" Stifler cursed in disgust when he looked at the pink substance. "I think Finch just jizzed from his tantric shit when we landed."

"First of all I didn't finish it yet." Finch said being offended. "Second this doesn't even look like semen and its pink."

"Where are we?" Oz changed the subject as he was noticing the area is appeared to be a mountain they are on.

"Um excuse me."

They turn their heads to a young blonde girl in short white shirt and tall stockings.

"Helloo." Stifler said with a flirty smile.

"Stifler you do know she's kinda below your age." Finch said but Stifler ignore him.

"Who are you?" She asked as Kevin did the introduction.

"I'm Kevin Myers, this is Jim Levenstein and this is Chris Ostreicher but we call him Oz , and this is Paul Finch but you can call him Finch and this is Stifler."

"Stifmeister to the ladies." He wiggled his eyebrows.

"I am Leina."

"So Leina, where are we?" Jim asked.

"You five are in Vance County and nearing the border to the Queen's Domain."

"Vance County?!" They exclaimed. "Queen's Domain?!"

"Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore." Oz realized as he humor it with the quote from The Wizard of Oz.

"Would you mind telling us what is this stuff we landed on?" Finch asked.

Leina don't how to answer the question until they heard a voice which Leina recognize it.

"Who are you calling stuff!?"

"Who the fuck said that?" Stifler said when he was looking around.

"Down here dumbass!"

Confused as they look down, they were in HOLY SHIT! reaction for the pink substance had a pair of eyes, a nose and a mouth as they were backed away from the puddle and was in for another surprise, the slime rise up from the ground and morph into the form of the rabbit eared girl.

"You guys are going to pay for this!" She was about to make a strike until.

"Not going to happen!" Leina blocked her. "I'm going to exterminate you!"

"Cat Fight!" Stifler cried with excitement as he earned some stares. "Come on guys, it's a cat fight."

So while they were watching the fight, suddenly during the fight the slime girl uncovered her breasts as the hands that covered them now squeezed both of the breasts that squirts liquid, and when the liquid landed on both Leina and her sword, her weapon melted as her top was dissolved.

"Ohohoho!" Stifler was shaking with perverted excitement when Leina's breasts and panties are now showing.

"Did you see that?" Jim said with shock although had a bit of perverted excitement.

"Oh you mean that slime girl just squirted acid from her breasts?" Oz sarcastically asked. "Then yeah."

"Its just going to keep dissolving." She mockingly giggled again. "Its so cute the way you squeal when you're terrified, I can't believe what a weakling you are."

"I don't know what to do." Leina thought. "But if I don't do something, I'm doomed."

Although a bit afraid, she would never give so to Stifler's perverted reaction again, Leina tore off her shirt.

"You wicked little monster!" She said as the gang went Ooh at that.

The pink slime didn't take it well as she dashed towards her opponent, grasping her neck and hoist her up.

"You just call me a little monster didn't you? No has ever said that." She tighten her grasp on Leina's neck more. "Can live long enough to regret it, I'm going to kill you now, its the only way I can be sure you won't cause me anymore trouble."

"She's killing her!" Kevin exclaimed. "We gotta save her!" As they are about to run to aid Leina who had her eyes watered and wet her panties.

"Say goodbye, Leina."

She was about to grasp Leina's neck one more time to kill her but suddenly, she was struck by a throwing mace as she was knocked off the ground leaving a puddle sized crater and Leina on her knees.

"Whoa." They reacted with surprise as they stopped.

They were even more surprised for who was sliding down was the red head girl as she retrieved her mace and then jump off the pass to follow the slime girl.

The gang didn't have time for questions when they saw Leina passed out so they rush fast to her and when they got to her.

"Shit! That slimy bitch's hand is still on Leina's neck!" Oz widened his eyes.

"And it is still moving!" Finch added with disgust.

What Finch said was true for after being knocked from the ground, the hand detached itself from her arm and still continuing the strangulation.

"Let's get it off of her!" Jim said urgently.

"Don't worry." Stifler said as he slyly grinned. "I'll grab it." Stifler reached out his hand but instead of going for the neck, he goes for the breasts until he received a slap on his hand from Finch. "Ow! Dick!"

"The hand, Stifler." Finch reminded as he gave him a stern look. "The hand that is now choking the life out of this girl."

"Wait look." Kevin point at the hand that is melting and slipping away.

"Well now that the hand is gone." Stifler was about reach her breasts.

"Don't even think about."

They were jumped by a voice as they turn around and saw the red head woman that throw a mace at the slime girl.

"Um hey uhh thanks for what you did." Kevin nervously said.

"Don't bother." She rudely said. "I just came for the girl."

"Why?" Oz asked being suspicious and curious.

"Because of this." She showed them the wanted poster.

"What did she do?" Jim wondered.

"It's not what she did, its who she is?" She corrected. "And she is the runway daughter of Count Vance."

"You mean to tell us that she is a nobleman's daughter?" Surprised Finch.

"That's right." She nodded. "Now if you don't mind helping me getting her back to her father, I can split the reward for you five."

"Fuck yeah! We're in!"

"Stifler are you nuts?" Kevin was at disbelief.

"Come on you guys if we are going to find a way home, we're going to need some fucking dough to go around."

"I'm afraid he has a point, Kev which I cannot believe I just said that." Finch gag a bit. "But before we start, can you tell us your name?"

"Risty." She introduced herself. "The Benevolent Bandit of the Wild."

"I'm Jim."

"Oz."

"Kevin."

"Finch."

"Stifler." He wiggle his eyebrows. "The Stifmeister to the ladies."

"Well now that we are introduced." Risty went to the unconscious girl as she picked her up and put her over her shoulder. "Let's move out!"

Nighttime

And so the gang traveled with Risty and while they were traveling on the road, the sun began to set as they decided to make camp by the river. After gently placing Leina down, Risty had the guy getting firewood while she is bathing in the river but she warned them by saying "If any of you try to spy on me, I will unman you." At first Stifler thought she was bluffing until she was grasping his family jewels tightly enough for him to cried loudly in pain and saying I'm sorry thrice which awoke Leina who was groggily after being passed out so after the fire is started.

"What happened?" Leina asked.

"You were strangled to death." Kevin answered.

"And then she jumped down and knocked the shit off of that slimy bitch." Stifler added while being recovered from the ball grasping.

"That "slimy bitch" you tussled with is called Melona." Risty explained. "She works with the Swamp Witch."

"When you say witch, you mean like a real witch?" Jim asked being surprised. "With magic and shit?"

"Yep." Risty answered as she said to Leina. "I'm afraid you were no match for her, it was foolish of you to challenge her without knowing your own strength." While she was looking through Leina's bag. "You better keep that in mind if you want to live."

"Hey that belongs to me! Give it back!" Leina demanded.

"I don't think so, you're a prize that I won in battle and whatever was yours now belongs to me."

"You thief!"

The gang don't know if they should stop or just let these two work it out.

"Listen carefully kid, I'll tell you again. In battle the winner takes all, that's the law of the land around here." So she said her name. "I'm Risty, Benevolent Bandit of the Wild. Remember that, and I know you're a wanted woman Leina one of the daughters of Count Vance."

"Please let me go, I ran away for a reason." Leina explained.

"What made you run away from your home." Oz asked.

"In my home, I had to be told what I don't want to do and I was lectured that is my duty to our family."

"Ah the typical strict noble household." Finch comment.

So Risty had the same question that Leina was thinking.

"How did you boys fell from the sky?"

"Well you wouldn't believe it if we told you."

"Try me." Risty said taking her chances.

The five explain Risty and Leina that they are from a world called Earth and in a country called The United States of America or USA for short and a state called Michigan. They also told the two that came to this world by a jewel orb Kevin found on the beach of their lake house.

"Well that make sense." Risty said being convinced.

"So can you tell us about this world we're on?" Jim asked.

So now that Risty and Leina learned from them, it's now Risty's turn as she begins to explain the five college boys that they are on the Continent and she also explain to them about the Queen's Blade.

"Okay let us get this straight." Kevin stated. "There's a competition that is held for every four years?"

"And only warrior chicks get to fight in order to become queen?" Jim added.

"That's right."

"So there's only a queen that is ruling the Continent and no king alongside?" Oz asked.

"No king." Risty confirmed as she yawned. "We better get some sleep and then tomorrow its payday."

Heaven

While the head angel was sitting on her throne patiently, the Orb of Chosen has arrived in her hands.

"Show me the five heroes you have chosen."

The orb showed Kevin, Jim, Oz, Finch and Stifler who are now resting by the river. The Head Angel wasn't sure they are the chosen heroes to defeat Queen Aldra but she knew the orb never lied nor made a mistake.

"I shall have every angel find them and bring them here to fulfill their destiny."

So what do you think? If you want this story to make it better, a little help will be appreciated any I just thought it would be interesting if the gang from American Pie would have an adventure in the Queen's Blade world and you can imagine them trying to calm Stifler down every time they see a Queen's Blade match. So if you any suggestions just put them on review or PM me so take care now, bye, bye then.