A/N: This takes place when Rory's guarding Amy in The Big Bang. Please enjoy!
Wait
You're just
R /o/ r /y / W /i /l /l/ i/ a/ m /s
(Of Leadworth)
Simple, plain, boring old Rory
(Or are you?)
Absolutely n/o/t/h/i/n/g at all
(Not when compared to h-i-m anyway)
Nothing compared to the Doctor
(She pays more attention to him than she does to you, her actual boyfriend)
But you'd still die for her
[And have.]
Red's always been your favorite color, you even have a ginger car
(It's just a "coincidence"-yeah right- that it happens to be the color of her hair as well)
You've known her since childhood
(Remember that time you were playing hide and seek and she wasn't even looking for you?)
A~M~Y P~O ~N~D
{The Girl Who Waited}
Feisty, outspoken, beautiful, assertive, Amy Pond
(Who appears to prefer the Doctor to her actual fiancé)
But still, you will wait for her.
[For literally 2000 years.}
And that's all you can think about as you wait outside that big box
(The Pandorica}
Protecting Amy from anyone who may try to harm the box she is in
{Doing nothing but waiting.}
And watching, and protecting, and talking to her from outside the Pandorica
Someday she will be as happy to see you, as you are to see her.
(And when that day comes she'll be thanking you for protecting her while she was in the Pandorica, not the Doctor)
But until then
You just have to wait.
A/N: Personally, I always was under the impression that Rory's jealousy of the Doctor made him feel inferior at times, so that Rory bashing at the beginning was his opinion, not mine. Also, in The Eleventh Hour, Rory's driving a red car, which I interpreted as him having due to Amy being a redhead. The childhood memory was from Let's Kill Hitler.
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