It's not the size that counts but how you use it

by fakesgirl22000

Jack's asked to pick which one's better. AU set on the Valiant, my first attempt at a drabble

A/N: I blame the cover of the Doctor Who series 3 boxset… AU because the Doc's not old…

It's not the size that counts, but how you use it

Jack Harkness was confused.

"Why are you asking me this?"

"It's a simple question handsome Jack. Which one's better?"

Here he was, chained up in the pipe room of the Valiant, the Doctor and the Master standing almost back to back in front of him, asking him to pick which one was better.

"Answer the question Jack!" The Doctor pleaded, "Or we'll be here all day!"

Jack frowned, "Well…"

"Yes?" The Master asked, tapping his screwdriver impatiently.

"The Master's is bigger…"

"Oh Jack! It's not the size that counts but how you use it!" The Doctor said dismayed.

"Yeah," he said thoughtfully, "but yours breaks all the time."

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