Natsumi: Hola! Time for my first shot at a Trigun fic. Well, second, but I never posted it. Anyway! I was reading a few really funny "Trigun characters in high school" fics, and got a few ideas! Now, I wrote the first chapie by my lonesome, but my good friend Star is here to help with the second!
[Natsumi pushes a button on a radio and clapping is heard as Star walks in.]
Star: (Is playin' with magnets) Fun!! (Laughs) I'm kidding well, my name is Star (as you can see) and I have… many stories up, and I have Two Triguns up, one R. Kenshin one and… TONS AND TONS OF Yugioh stories. Ok here's Natsumi.
Natsumi: Okay, before we begin, neither one of us knows what goes on in high school. So bare with us here. On with the chapter!
Trigun:
High school?!
Chapter One: New Girls
Vash the Stampede sat at his desk, wishing something interesting would happen. He was waiting for his best friend, Nicholas Wolfwood, to come to class. Vash sighed, as a strange girl walked in. His jaw dropped; she was really hot! She had curves in all the right places, and was wearing black, leather pants with a black shirt that had mesh for arms. Her long, black hair was pulled into a high ponytail and her eyes were a bright gold.
She took the seat behind him. Vash turned around and smiled. "Hey, babe, what's your name?"
The girl glared at him. "Keket Gunslinger. What's it to you?"
"Gunslinger?" Vash mused, ignoring her question. "That's a new one. My name is Vash."
"Wonderful for you," she muttered, opening a book under her desk.
"What'cha reading?"
"None of your damn business…" Keket snapped, as Wolfwood walked in.
"Hey, man!" he said, walking up to Vash and giving him a high-five. Taking the seat next to him, he asked, "Wassup?"
"Oh, nothing," Vash replied, glancing towards Keket.
Wolfwood's eyes lit up. "Well… Who's this?"
Keket growled. "Keket Gunslinger. Now leave me alone."
"Feisty one, isn't she?" Vash laughed.
She growled again, and went back to reading her book. A tall boy with blue hair and gold eyes walked in the class room. Keket's head shot up, and she watched him walk to the back of the class. He was wearing all black, like she was. Their eyes met for a brief moment, and she looked away.
Vash looked from Keket to the boy. "You shouldn't get involved with him, babe. That's Legato Bluesummers. He's into magic and shit like that."
"Gotta a problem with magic?" she asked dangerously, fingering a pendant hanging from her neck. It was a five-pointed star inside a circle; a pentacle.
Vash sweat dropped. "No! No! Of course not! That guy's just plain creepy…"
"Yeah," Wolfwood agreed. "Really creepy…"
"Hey, babe," Vash smiled, "wanna come to my game tonight?"
"No," Keket snapped. "And stop calling me 'babe'!"
"Fine, fine!" Vash said, defeated. He, the star quarterback, had just been dissed by a girl! A Goth girl at that!
Wolfwood snickered. "Aww! Poor Vashy didn't score! First time for everything I guess…"
Vash hit him in the back of the head as the teacher walked in. "Now settle down and turn to page eight!"
Keket sighed. That Vash guy really had some nerve asking her out like that! Like she'd even be interested. Keket sat at an empty lunch table with a thermos in front of her, waiting for her friend to arrive.
A girl with brown and blonde hair walked up to the table, baby blue eyes alive with excitement. She was wearing a baggy, purple T-shirt and black jeans.
"Hey Keket!" she smiled. "How was your day so far?"
"It sucked, Star. Some idiot made a hit on me…" she muttered. "Oh shit! Here he comes!"
Sure enough, Vash stopped at their table. His blue-green eyes lit up when he saw them both, and he ran a hand through his spiked, blonde hair.
"Hey, Keket! Who's your friend?" Vash asked, looking at Star.
Keket opened her mouth to tell him to go away, when Star answered dreamily, "Starlight Windscar…"
He smiled. "A pretty name for a pretty girl."
Star blushed, as Keket rolled her eyes. "Go away, Vash. Go join your jock friends…"
Vash turned his attention to Keket, and spotted the thermos. "What's this?" he asked picking it up and opening it.
"I wouldn't drink that if I were you," Keket and Star said together.
"Why? Looks like fruit punch," he took a swig, and then spit it out, cursing loudly.
"Told 'ya…" Keket muttered, her face turning red. She knew what was coming next…
"BLOOD?! WHAT KINDA FREAK ARE YOU?!" he yelled so everyone could hear.
Keket stood up, gold eyes boring into blue-green ones. She grinned, showing off pure, white fangs. "A vampire freak, Vashy. But don't worry… I only drink from those worthy enough to clean my boots."
Startled, Vash stumbled away, leaving everyone staring and muttering about Keket. She grinned at them all, enjoying the fear she saw in their eyes. She sat back down, smiling innocently at Star.
"I hate it when you do that…" Star muttered.
"I can't help being a vampire," Keket defended herself. "And besides, you only say that 'cause you're infatuated with Vash."
"I hate it when you do that, too…"
"Do what?"
"Use big words… It's annoying…"
Keket laughed. "I'm buying you a dictionary for your birthday."
"Gee… Thanks…" Star said sarcastically.
"By the way… 'Infatuated' means liking someone from a distance, otherwise known as a crush."
"SHUT UP!"