Dear Diary

by a 1000 paper cranes

A few comedic dribbles of what it would be like were each of our favorite FFVII heroes to keep a daily account of their lives. Time periods are random depending on the character and the entry and my mood . Completely non-serious for the pure fun of it! Occasional foul language b/c well... Cid will be Cid and Reno will be Reno.

Dear Diary: Reno

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Day 1: Forced to do this daily writing thing for 30 days for psyche thing stuff. Shinra orders. Pretty sure I wont stick with it. Rude is doing it too. Maybe I will just to beat him at it.

Day 2: Nothing new. Beat sh*t up. Got beat up. Need a new shirt. This writing thing sucks.

Day 5: Forgot to write the past 2 days. oops. same thing as always tho. Oh. Tseng and Elena are missing. Major suckage. Gonna look for them tomorrow.

Day 6: got drunk. will look for tseng and elena tom. too hungover. bed.

Day 7: Rufus looks like sh*t coverd in that geostigma stuff. I better not catch it. Rude says I can't get it, but Rude aint the smartest. Hope he dosen't read this.

Day 10: Rude found this writing thing. Beat the crap out of me. Broke his glasses tho. We're even.

Day 13: Met a chick at the bar last night. She was hot. She gave me her number, gonna call her later cuz I'm off duty tom. Still no sign of Tseng or Elena. Rude's pretty worried.

Day 14: Number was fake, unless I was drunk enough to think some cranky old guy was cute. Gross.

Day 16: got drnks again, head killin me, need aspirin

Day 17: Got the crap beat outta me again by some weird guy, looks like Sefiroth. He was looking for Jenova. Wanted to talk to Rufus. Rude & I coulda had him. I blame still being hungover.

Day 22: Had to carry that blondie kid back from the old church. Sucker weighs a TON. Rude carried the cute chick, forgot her name. Think he has a crush. Told him next time I get the girl, he gets the guy.

Day 23: Note to self: keep this out of Rude's hands. Getting sick of being his punchin bag. Drinks tonight! Cute chick owns a bar, forgot - FREE BEER

Day 24: Never drinkin again never drinkin again, never touchin beer again

Day 26: More Sefiroth-guys in town, tried to destroy that ugly statue in Edge. As*holes used kids for defense. Rude & I got most of them out. Giant dragon thing nearly killed us. Blondie kid & his friends got it tho. Beat the shit out of those Sefiroth-guys. Rude got pretty banged up. I'm cool tho.

Day 27: Forgot yesterday - Tseng and Elena are back! Blew up half of old Midgar to celebrate. Blew up Sefiroth-guys too. Blew everything up! Wrecked the chopper tho. Tseng was pissed. Hope it doesn't come out of my pay.

Day 30: Finally done with this writing thing. Gonna go have a drink to celebrate. Reno out.