A/N: To celebrate Weird Al's CD release today (5/20) and keep those waiting for "Captive" happy, I will now present, without further ado (or any kind of doo at all):

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"Danke und Über, Meister Nightcrawler"

to the tune of "(Domo Arigatou,) Mister Roboto" by Styx

You're vondering vhat I am -

Mutant or demon man?

Vizh tattoos by my hand,

I am a faizhful man!

I've got a secret

I can't stop hiding

It's shown by my skin

My heart is human

My blood is blue and

My brain full of sin

And if you saw me

Acting strangely

Please be surprised!

I'm yust a man who

Needed somevone,

And somevhere to hide

To keep me alive...

Just keep me alive!

Somevhere to hide

To keep me alive!

I'm not a mutant

Vizhout emotion

I'm not how I seem

I need some prayer now

For my problems

So I can be free

I'm not a hero,

I'm not a savior,

Forget vhat you know!

I'm just a man whose

Circumstances

Vere beyond his control

Beyond my control,

I vas under control,

I need control,

Ve all need control!

I am a mutant man

Who carved himself a mask

So no vone else can see

My true identity.

"Danke und über, Meister Nightcrawler,

Danke danke, danke danke...

Thank you and beyond, sir, Mister Nightcrawler!

For praying to God like nobody does and

Thank you and beyond, sir, Mister Nightcrawler!

For helping us escape just when we needed to

Thank you, thank you thank you..."

Zhe problem's plain to see

Too much autonomy

Ve try to rule our lives

Vhile God's up in zhe skies...

Zhe time has come at last

To zrow avay zhis mask

Now everyone can see

My true identity!

I'm Vagner, Vagner, Vagner...Vagner!