EXORCISTS ON EXCTACY
I do not own Blue Exorcist nor any of the characters!
One day Rin was watching Dora tha explorer and screamed! That boot is so scary he needs ta go and umm plant his seed in Diego's belly! Then Yukio walked in, RIN! You drank all the milk again, he whined opening the refregeratoe which was actually kuros litter box. Yeah but I saved you sum sand sausage, replied Rin with sand and poo on his face. Then Bonny walked in and yelled, my big to is pregnant, then he ran out but ran into the wall, I dang ol broke ma tape, he cried. That's a scoope screamed Yukio slappin Bon on his butt. Then Rin changed the channel to the wiggles and they were singing their fruit salad song, Rin exploded with fear and burst out the window. LATER! While in class the gang was taking a test… psst what's the answer to number one, asked Shima to Rin, Rin made loud monkey noises at him, how you spell that? Bon was pretending to ride a motorcycle around the room with terrible vroom noises and big glasses boi was screaming at a little demon that was licking his foot and going nahy. Then Mephisto puffed in with Amaimon, heymanthismessbepoppinmanidangolgotmytapman, said Amaimon like a gangster. That smells like urine, replied Rin licking Shimas face, I feel funny, said Shima. Cockadooldedooo, yelled Yukio flapping around his desk, then he fell and began crying. Ok young people today were goanna do some drugs, said Mephhy showing them his Molly. I just took one and I am hiiiiiiiiighhhhhh! He yelled floating off into space. Are we dead I think were dead, yelled Shiemi at Rin, but Rin just made little robot noises back. Nii was going crazy and mess but Rin hit him and yelled, speak engrish! Later that night, Rin was just in his dorm watchin some TV while on the phone when Yukio walked in, with Shura who was drunk. Hey baby, how you doin big butt, she said at Rin. not now I'm one the phone, replied Rin, sorry about that Mr. Herman now what was the word of the day? Rin me and Shura are going out tonight so be a good boy and stay out of the trash ok fatty ding dong, asked Yukio. I said I'm on the PHONE! yelled Rin. I'm goanna go get ready, be back in a sec, said Yukio skipping off. hurry up and get your fat little thighs out here Yukio I'm ready ta go, demanded Shura. then the younger twin walked out wearing a second later in a red dress and putting on lipstick while looking at himself in the mirror, I'm so pretty, he whispered. ok Rin we will be back in a few hours, said Yukio, ok lets so honey. yeah we goanna have a good time, said Shura slapping Yukio's bum. she treats me so nice, said Yukio. then there went out the door. finally! yelled Rin happily, then he spotted Kuro walking past him. good night Kuro, I'll be in my bed... rubbing out a solution, he whispered narrowing his eyes. but then the phone rang! hello, asked Rin. you don't know who I am but I know where you live, said a strange man's voice, then he hung up. I'm so scared, Rin cried hiding under his bed. on the other end of the phone was Mephisto and Amimon. That was so funny, laughed Amimon before choking on his lollipop. Yeah! that was hilarious, laughed Mephisto as he grabbed his younger brother and rubbing his shoulders. then Amimon looked up at him and whispered, I want you inside me. Class dismissed, said Mephisto turning off the lights. I'm must find the man who did this awful sin! yelled Rin running out the dorm to find perpetrator. TO BE CONTINUED!