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Deathberry Remix, [ARC 0:START]
"FUCKING HELL!"
The swear came from a certain orange haired high school student who is currently being attacked.
Yes.
I said orange.
This freshman's name is Kurosaki Ichigo. He is a student at sereitei high school and lives in the large town of Rukongai, Rukon for short. He has just finished his first week of school and was returning home when he was attacked.
Now don't get me wrong, Ichigo has been into many fights because of his hair colour thus his body is well built and he was recognised as 'deathberry' back in middle school due to his ability to beat *cough* mercilessly pummel*cough* bullies to death.
Yes.
I said 'berry'
So why, might you ask, is he swearing like that. The answer is our dear 'Deathberry' here is only used to being attacked by humans, dogs, cats, and once, an escaped wild boar from the zoo. He is however unused to being attacked by inhuman monsters the size of trucks.
Yes.
I said monsters.
Oh, you weren't wondering about that?
And yes, I also said an escaped wild boar from the zoo.
So as I was saying, he is currently being attacked by monsters, two to be precise. The first one looks like round grey fish with arms and legs, sporting purple spiked up hair and orange tattoo-like lines on his body.
Too avoid confusion we shall be calling him fishy.
…
…
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No, ichigo thought of the nickname. He wants it to be easy to remember.
The second one looks like a dark green humanoid frog with two light green stripes running up his arm and a red belly with two horns coming out of his forehead.
We shall be calling him Froggy
…
Ichigo also came up with that name.
Both have bone masks covering they're faces and holes in the middle of they're (if you can call it that) chests. Currently Ichigo is staring at them with shock on his face.
Currently, he is in a narrow road and the only way to escape is to run down the street for around 20 meters to the cross section behind him. But then he would have to expose his back to them and is something he'd rather not do. And even though the monsters are quite large, they much faster than ichigo. He is cornered and his only option is to fight. And inevitably, lose. So what can he do?
SO THEN, ON THAT NIGHT OUR HERO'S STORY BEGINS! Will He triumph over his new found enemies and…!
THWACK!
Ichigo: calm down you obsessive fan girl and let me tell the story! Sheesh! Fan girls now a days… Sorry about that I had to hit her with a book. So back to the story… (I'm telling the story this time by the way)
-( OUR HERO'S POINT OF VIE…! Just get away from the computer already!-
(ichigo: sorry about that -_-')
-Ichigo's point of view-
"… and so together we are the amazing fïshhërbranze del and froqque mel gahjs, the amazing aqua-combi duo!"
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…
When they finished their speech only three words registered in my brain.
What.
The.
Hell.
"see fïshhërbranze? The human is so scared he can't even speak!" froqque…something something… Gah! I'll just call him froggy!
(see I told he was the one who invented the nicknames!)
( get out of here!)
So apparently they thought I was frozen in fear. Well originally I was a little afraid but the idiotic speech was just so…
"That was the STUPIDEST speech in existence!"
The silence that followed after was deafening.
"you dare…"
uh oh. Froggy looks a little angry…
"…call our speech…"
Fishy looks like he's getting angry too…
"STUPID!" they yelled in unison. They both roared and charged at me. Maybe offending them wasn't such a good idea. Even though they were lame and stupid, they were still monsters (what did they call themselves? Hollows?) the size of trucks.
"YOU INSOLENT HUMAN! YOU SHALL PAY FOR INS… hey, where'd he go?!"
You know how you can suddenly run faster than you ever have when under pressure? I think having monsters try and kill you count as pressure.
Unbeknownst to fishy and froggy I had already started to run as fast as I could when they charged. I managed to sigh. Even though they're monsters they're just like everyday ordinary punks. All bark and no bite. And pretty stupid too.
"THERE YOU ARE! You cannot escape human!"
… or maybe not. I cursed again as a red beam of light (what did they call it? Cero?) incernarated the cluster of dustbins on my left. Yeah… I forgot they had this giant death ray thingy ability. Way to go ichigo. Way to go.
Just as I thought that I was clear they appeared in front of me. No, they did not jump out of somewhere. They literally appeared in front of me. Oh yeah… I also forgot they this high speed ability.
"Give up human! You cannot outrun our sonido! By the looks of it, you haven't even learned how to use your reiatsu!"
Now they were blabbering nonsense. I tried to slowly back awyay from them, but unfortunately, luck had other plans. I tripped on a rock and they both lunged for me. Now that's when all hell broke loose.
Some black substance freaking exploded from my hand and pushed back the two mons… hollows, right?
Then it died down and I had a black daito in my hand.
Yes, I said daito.
For those of you unfamiliar with the term, a daito is a Japanese long-sword.
[Good job in summoning me.]
Now, imagine if you're stuck in my position right now. I have two freaking MONSTERS trying to kill me, a sword suddenly appears in my hand and now I'm hearing voices.
I'm dreaming aren't I?
[Ichigo, you haven't any imagination to dream up something this crazy.]
You're right about that… wait who are you!
[Now is not the time, if you haven't noticed, the hollows are recovering from their shock.]
I glanced over to them and sure enough, Froggy and Fishy are getting back up, looking much more angrier than before.
[What do you expect? They're hollows, being taken by surprise by a human is insulting to them.]
Instead of pointing the fact that they now want to kill me more than before, how about, oh I don't know, A LITLLE HELP!
[You must fight or be killed. Whichever suits your fancy.]
I'd rather not be killed. The problem is, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THESE TWO?
[Sigh~ (hey!) use the sword, unless you would prefer to use your fists and die a horrible death that is.]
Yeah, one problem over there how I use this? I've never touched a sword my whole life.
It probably wasn't a good idea to get distracted as the next thing I knew, the two were charging towards me.
[Hmm.]
All of a sudden, my hands started moving in their own. I lifted the sword above my head and swung or down.
A black crescent of energy slammed into the two hollows and sent them flying a good ten meters back. I could see an ugly red gash on both their stomaches, the only damage they seemed to have received.
[Hn. It seems that all I can do in this state. Listen Ichigo, I cant do anymore than that. You must RUN. NOW!]
The black daito dissappeared into smoke and unfortunately, the hollows got up.
That's when impossible-shit no. 4 happened.
Someone freaking appeared in front of me ,the same way the two hollows did, and sliced of Froggy's horn and Fishy's arm with a sword.
If the situation wasn't fucked up enough, the someone who just saved my sorry ass is my class representative.
My class representative.
Are you kidding me?!
"Eh? Kurosaki? What are you…"
His eyes zoned in on my right wrist.
I lifted it up to my eyes and to my shock,I had a black chain around my wrist and a small pendant the shape of a swor… wait, that's the daito I was wielding just now.
What the hell?
"It's a Shinigami!"
Fishy was glaring at the class rep with hate.
"It's just the average hollow…"
He shifted his teal eyes back to the two hollows and held his sword in a ready position.
Wait.
That was average? There's something worst than that?
"How dare you insult us! We shall give you the privilege of dying by our special technique!"
Both shot a blue water-like substance at the class rep, who merely sighed and lifted his sword up higher.
Oh. I was wondering why they were calls the 'aqua-combi duo'.
"Ha! Face our greatest attack, Aqua-Combi! Die, Shinigami!"
"To fight me with water is suicidal."
Now came impossible-shit no.5.
When the attack connected with the class rep's sword, it turned into ice.
I'm not joking. It was 100% solid ice. I could even feel the air get a little colder.
Then, the ice shook a bit before turning into a hundred or so ice spikes which shot towards the stunned hollows.
I expected two dead corpses with a few good sized holes in them. What I did not expect however, was the hollows turning into glowing dust.
"Now that that's done, I supposed you'll want an explanation."
Hitsugaya Toushiro, the class representative of class 10, turned around and offered a hand to me.
"How about I explain it to you back at my place?"
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