Sequel to my fic NO!


F i n e. L i n e. B e t w e e n. I n s a n i t y


"And then he was all like Roar, and I was all like DUDE! And he went all super freaky, mondo weirdish dragon thing, what do you call those things that have those huge, big, like ten elephant things with the weirdish eyes? Like them and I was all like EEEEP! And it was all like roar, I shall eat you, mwahahaha! And I was like-"

Holy mother of shell! Spare me!

"Oh yeah, it's coming on tonight, which is soooo cool…so Can I stay up later, pleasepleasepleaseplease!"

Leo, Raph, Master Splinter, save me!

"NO! Listening to you got my into this in the first place!"

Why me? Why me? What did I do to deserve this? I'm nice I fix things, I help people...why am I cursed!

"Oh, that was so cool, you were listening to me like I was this awesome cd songy thing, whatever you listen to and I was all like please and you were like no, but then I like broke that thingy and you were going all major psycho and then-"

Block it out, center your thoughts fo-

"- because I did this odd like move with my shell and it-"

-cus. Focus. You will remain calm. You will not kill him. He is your little brother who-

CRASH!

"Ooops, sorry Don, you didn't um, need that screen, did you?"

- is about to die a very slow and painful death!

"Mikey!"

"Eeeep!"

"I'm going to kick your sorry shell into next week!"

"Dude, isn't that like scientifically impossible, you told Raph that when he chased me when I took that thing and broke it with that tea thing and he was like chasing me and you and Leo were ignoring me and-

Leo! Raph! Master Splinter! HEPL!"

I am going to KILL him! I'm going to take him and lock him into a safe and fill the safe with crabs and drop it into the middle of the ocean and…

"No anything but that! NO!"

Yes! I've got him this time! He will suffer!

"No, please, no! Don! I'll never drink coffee ever ever ever ever ever ever again as long as I ever ever ever ever live! I- aaarg!"

Take that, the all powerful…Broccoli prevails!

"Phhhhaag!"

Eeeeeeew!

"Um…my bad?"

"You've got 10 seconds …start running..."


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