"Oi, idiot! Watch out!"
Scout moved out of the way as a huge figure toppled on its side by his feet. He looked around spotting the glint of Snipers weapon, grinning.
"Nice save, but I coulda handled it myself!" He said through his head-set as he ran off, baseball bat in hand. Sniper snorted at the Massachusetts man as he watched his go through the scope of his weapon.
"you know, your lucky I had to keep the dingo's away at night, other wise you'd been a dead man a long time ago"
"You sayin' I couldn' fend for myself?" Scout demanded, jumping from one roof top of the enemy complex to the other. "Because brotha, if you came from where I came from, you'd be fuckin' dead."
"come off it, Boston couldn't have been that bad"
"Enough to make your dingo's look like Californian's"
"Afraid I ani't ever been there"
"California? Really?"
"Yup, only stayed in and of the out back"
"damn, you gotta get out more'"
Scout suddenly stopped, confronted by two men in BLU uniforms. He grinned and raised his bat.
"batta' up"
They lunged at him. One swung at him with his left, the other aiming at him with his right fist to Scouts face. Scout blocked the man aiming with his left fist with his bat, watching the man pull back with a howl of pain. He ducked to avoid the man who aimed for him with his right, swinging the bat low.
"Boink!"
The man froze, his eyes going wide as he grabbed his genitals.
"BONK!"
He swung high, hitting the man in the face. A tooth flew out of the mans mouth before he collapsed. Scout laughed inspecting his work before realizing the other man was up. He rushed forward, bat leading. The man, expecting as much, caught the bat, grasping it tightly and flipped scout over his shoulder.
"SHI-"
Scout went down hard, knocking he breath out of him. The man smirked, throwing the bat to his side and advancing on the other on the ground. Scout scooted back, slowly trying to stand.
"Come on bastah!"
The man stared at him, took a step forward, then collapsed. Scout was sprayed with blood in the process. He blinked in surprise, glancing towards Snipers position again.
"You were taking too long" Sniper muttered.
"I thought Snipeah's were supposed to be patient" Scout snorted, grabbing his bat and glancing around, taking off again.
"We are" Sniper said with mock offence. "Why do you think we do our bloody jobs so well?"
"Instinct?"
Maybe a bit of that too. Whats you excuse?"
"Boston"
