I do not own Soul Eater or Hetalia! This is my second time typing this cause I accidentally deleted it all and I'm pissed, so sorry this is going to be bad because I'm lazy.
Once again the Allies were forced to agree to one of America's stupid ideas again. This one, however, England particularly liked.
This one was to seek out the Holy Sword, Excalibur.
All the Allies took a plane to England to seek out Excalibur.
What a terrible mistake.
They were outside a large cavern. And then they went in. The ground was covered in water, so the Allies had to wade through the water.
And then a fairy greeted them.
"Are you here to seek out Excalibur, the Holy Sword?" she asked.
"Heck yeah!" America responded enthusiastically. "Wait. . . Are you a fairy?" he asked nervously.
"Yes." the fairy replied flatly.
At this, America nearly had a heart attack and passed out. "I told you I'm not crazy!" England said maniacally. Then he did a weird laugh.
"Right, aru. . ." China said. "You realize America is unconscious on the floor, right, aru?" China asked. "And I'm not carrying him either, aru!" China quickly added.
"I'll carry him!" France said happily.
"NO!" Everyone except Russia yelled. Russia just kinda stood there with his Russia face.
England realized what this meant. Crap. America couldn't weigh that much, could he?
Oh how wrong he was.
He weighed as much as a whale, and trust me, England speaks from experience. That was not a fun time.
So he had to power walk his way to the sword, which, by the way, wasn't fun.
Finally, after many long hours of pain, strife, war, sweat, France, and power walking, they reached the Holy Sword Excalibur. The sword was stuck in the ground, just waiting for it's new master to pull it out of the ground.
Alright, time to wake up the bloody wanker.
"WAKE UP. . . BLOODY WANKER. . ." England said between gasps for air.
America didn't budge.
"Maybe I can use my French magic on him and he'll wake up~" France said with a rape face.
"NO!" Everyone except Russia yelled. Like before, Russia just kinda stood there with his signature Russia face.
"Maybe we should apply more of the pressure!" Russia said, smiling, pulling out a water pipe.
"NO!" Everyone yelled.
All this commotion woke America up. When he got up, he saw it. Excalibur, as shiny as ever. Slowly he walked toward the Holy Sword with the biggest smile on his face, like a little kid in a candy store who had just found the secret stash of chocolate. He held out his hands and pulled Excalibur out of the ground.
And everything went down hill from there.
Thank you so much for reading! I will try my best to put one chapter a day! Again, thank you! Bye bye!