Once upon a time in Bethlehem, a virgin named Mary Poppins was impregnated by God after using online dating. Now, 9 freakin' months later, she and Joseph Frazier live in an apartment. Then, an angel appeared outta nowhere. It was Criss Angel, telling Mary Poppins that she's carrying the son of God. Joe Fraizer beats the shit out of Criss Angel and says, "Don't you ever spook us like that, sucka." Criss Angel vanishes.
Meanwhile, 3 Kings (Rodney King, Stephen King and Jerry "The King" Lawler) were travelling in Bentleys in the middle of the desert. They've been doing wheelies, donuts and stunts. People made complaints and called the cops. The cops soon came and kicked the 3 Kings' asses. They usually beat Rodney King up the most due to his massive history of police brutality. But Jerry "The King" Lawler fought back using his unique wrestling techniques. Stephen King just laid down beaten, probably thinking of ideas for a new novel. As soon as Jerry beat down every cop, the 3 Kings went back in their Bentleys.
Later at a barn, Mary Poppins is given a C-Section by Freddy Krurger. "It's a boy, bitch." It actually turned out to be... a BLACK boy! "What?! The baby's black?!" shouted Joe Frazier. "I forgot to tell you. That guy I met and found on the Internet, he was black." Correct, bitch, Jesus Christ is actually black. When the 3 King arrived they exclaimed, "Oh, fuck." Criss Angel appeared again and said, "Witness the King of the Jews". Joe Frazier whoops his ass again and says, "What I tell ya 'bout spookin' the shit outta me, cracka!" Baby black Jesus said "Damn".
Tha muthafuckin' end, nigga.