I know all our fics have been totally gay so far. But let's just be serious when I say that I'm totally not gay and I love heterosexuals. A lot like Kiba. Kiba loves women. Women who are older. Like Tsunade. Tsunade was one hot babe for an old lady. I think so too. But I'm totally not gay.
Anyhow. To the story and all. One day Kiba was walking through Konoha. Coincidentally Tsunade was also walking through Konoha. They both live there. So all in all, not that hard to imagine. If you know what I mean.
Kiba was picking out some dog treats for Akamaru. "Hey," Tsunade said as she passed him by. Clearly she had already had her eye on this leather clad hottie. She really liked all her new Chuunins.
The ones in leather, at least.
Kiba swirled around to look at the voice. "Tsunade?" He asked, completely devoid of respect.
She punched him in the face. You know how hard her punches are. That's how hard Kiba was.
"Sorry," He said, clutching his face, and his crotch.
"That's alright," Tsunade said. "Let me fix you up. Come with me," So she picked him up and threw him over her shoulder, carrying him back to the medical examining room. Where she proceeded to strip him.
Orochimaru stuck his head into the room just as Tsunade was about to descend on Kiba's throbbing member. "Don't let me interrupt you, Tsuande. But I was just here to remind you to come check on Konohamaru. He's due soon! I'm so excited," Orochimaru smiled pleasantly, eyes never leaving Kiba's throbbing member.
Waving her hand, Tsunade totally started giving Kiba a blow job. Orochimaru left without another word, intent on his own bride.
Some time later, after Tsunade had totally fucked Kiba with her mouth, and they were all dressed again, Kiba was playing with her pretty pigtails. "Say, my little love xylophone," Kiba said. "What are we doing? Are you my girlfriend?"
Tsunade blushed. "Only if you want, sweetie," Tsunade said because she totally loved pet names that weren't taken after that bitch Chiyobaasama. Man did she hate that whore for stealing her Sakura.
"I would love that!" Kiba said.
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Later, Kiba was walking through Konoha! Again. It happens a lot, you see. Because he lives there. Sometimes when you live in a place, you walk through it. Often. Not unlike your own home. That you walk through on the occasion you don't crawl through it. Or sleep on the floor.
"Hi, Kiba, who claimed you?" Naruto asked, smelling the scent on his friend.
Sasuke grimaced. "Gross, old lady. You're worse than Sakura," He said disgustedly. He didn't really like the Hokage. Because she liked Naruto. Gross.
Kiba glared at them and bit Naruto's arm.
Sasuke threw a kunai at him.
"Sorry," Kiba said, clutching his broken arm. "I was upset because you weren't supposed to know about my burning love for Tsuande."
"Old granny Tsunade!" Naruto cooed. "That's wonderful," And he proceeded to make out with Sasuke.
The end.
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