A/N: Because Takeshi Konomi never shows what happens at RikkaiDai···So here's what I think in my twisted mind...Yes, Kirihara actually believes in Santa Clause. It's a fact, not fiction.

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"It's almost Christmas!" Squealed a hyper Kirihara happily, while tugging on Sanada's arm. Sanada twitched.

"So what, brat?" Asked Niou, raising a eyebrow. Kirihara just happily hopped up and down like a retard, exclaiming,

"Because of Santa Clause!"

For a moment, all was silent. Then;

"HAHAHAHAHAH!" Yaguu's shoulders were shaking with laughter; Niou opened his mouth wide, spraying spit all over Akaya. Marui choked on his gum and then later fainted from lack of oxygen. Even the three monsters were laughing. Kirihara was extremely hurt and threw a fistful of sand from the sandbox he was playing in, right in Niou's open mouth.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Swore Niou as he spat grit from his mouth onto Kirihara's coloring book.

Accidentally of course.

That did it.

"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Kirihara shrilly.

"Hmm?" Asked an oblivious Niou. Still cleaning sand from his mouth.

He didn't even have a chance.

A red-eyed Kirihara barreled toward Niou and head-butted him so that he flew into 'the wall'(AKA: Jackal) And Jackal just stood there.

Niou's body bounced uselessly off Jackal and landed on Marui, who was still passed out.

Poor Marui.

He woke to the sight of Niou's butt.

Then Niou farted, And Marui passed out once more.

Poor, poor Marui.

By now, Yukimura had walked over to a sniffling Akaya and given him a pat on the head, then promised to give Niou a very slow and painful death. Kirihara sniffled and wiped his snot on Sanada's sleeve, then nodded happily, taking a sip of milk. Renji bent over Marui's body to see the effects of Niou's fart, while muttering to himself. Jackal and Yaguu decided to pretend not to know these people and were playing Go Fish with cards that came from who-knows-where. Sanada examined his snot-soaked sleeve worriedly mumbling about how his mommy was going to kill him.

It was a beautiful day at RikkaiDai Fozoku.

Owari

Omake

Sanada was grounded. Because of the snot-soaked sleeve. Then he went to his room and did his homework like a good boy.

Meanwhile···

"HELP! ANYONE? HELP!" Shouted Niou pitifully into the night. He was buried up to his neck in the very sandbox that Kirihara had been playing in. Well, help sure wasn't gonna come soon. Sorry, Niou.

S.T

A/N: How'd I do people? Tell me in a review. First drabble ficcy, remember? And yeah... I seriously don't know what came over me writing this crazy cracky thing. No, I'm not neglecting RikkaiDai Therapy... I just need more reviews. ;)