THE PENGUIN FIC
Dan was on their bed in a "draw me like one of your french girls" pose. Phil was on his way home, after just
purchasing a brand new penguin. It made squawking noises on the tube next to him whilst he recieved odd stares from
strangers. His anticipation grew as he imagined seeing the penguin sprawled out on his bed, much like Dan did at the
end of a long day. He imagined it in sexy lingerie, being dominated by himself and his boyfriend. He almost didn't
realize when the train stopped. He carried the penguin box out of the tube and onto the street, where he walked until
he found their apartment. He unlocked the door, libido rising, and Dan walked up to him sexily, caressing the
penguin box. Inside held a special surprise for both Phil and Dan, a treat that they would remember for a lifetime.
They swaggered into the bedroom, dragging the precious box behind them. Entering the bedroom, Phil immediatly discarded
of his clothes while Dan reached into the box to tie the penguin up. Phil then grabs the penguin and slams it on
the bed, holding it down as Dan duct tapes it's beak shut.
"Wow, Phil..." says Dan, gazing seductivly at the bird sprawled out on the bed. Phil slowly gagged himself with his own
fingers, before barfing up his dinner all over his fluffy friend. Dan watched in apprehension as the feathers
got soaked by Phil's bodily juices and chunks. The two kinky boys then mounted the penguin, licking their lips and
rubbing their hands over the sleek feathers of thier new pet.
Dan placed his tongue onto the body of the penguin, licking up all the beautiful tastes that Phil had made. Slowly and
sensually, Dan slurped up all the wondeful gooeyness off of the bird's body. After the penguin had been cleaned by Dan's
hungry tongue, Phil lifted the penguin up onto Dan's lower back, and began grinding the penguin across his naked butt.
Dan made a stange noise like 'eeehhuuuhhhii' which made Phil even more aroused. Then Dan proceeded to lick across
Phil's body hungerly, asking for more of the fluffy penguin across his back. Phil, overcome with joy and pleasure,
proceeded to snap the penguin's head off in one shot, which made both of them feel the need to gut the penguin and
rub the bloody intestines over thier aroused naked bodies. Before they knew it, they both made an 'eeeehehehehiii'
sound and filled the penguin's intestines with their body juice.
Dan and Phil looked longingly into each other's eyes, seductivly eating a potato together.
"Thank you Phil, that was amazing." Dan complimented flirtingly.
"No problem Dan. Next time we'll use another human."