Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and do not gain any profit from this.
"talking"
thinking
Chapter 1: Raining Books
A young boy with raven hair and large bottle cap glasses lay panting in the grass, he had just ran away from his bully of a cousin for what seemed like the hundredth time in his short life, but this was not like those other times, no this time was far different from usual this time the 'freak', as his uncle so eloquently put it, did something freakish. You see normally the small boy would easily outrun his wale of a cousin, but this time he was cornered and his cousin was beyond pissed. It's not like was Harry's fault Dudley got yelled at by a teacher for picking on him, normally this wouldn't be so bad Dudley would go crying to his parents and get a new toy while Harry would be locked in his 'room' with no dinner, but no, this time it was the new student teacher that Dudley had a major childish crush on.
Just great harry thought the one time someone decides to help me it just gets me in more trouble!
And he was in trouble, he had never seen his cousin so mad before and Harry was scared, terrified actually, it didn't help that his cousin was twice his size and picked up a discarded metal bar when he cornered harry. Harry saw his cousin get ready to swing and clamped his eyes tight whishing he was far far away, and then he was.
Harry opened his eyes after hearing a loud 'pop' only to realize he was in a large clearing surrounded by huge trees, then he promptly collapsed on the ground staring at the bright blue sky above him. What just happened harry thought dazed as he sat up to look around where in the world am I? Why does this always happen to me!
"Ha I guess they were right I am a freak after all!" he laughed humorlessly
"I wish… I wish… God I wish I knew what the HELL was going on!" he said with a frustrated sigh as he threw himself back down. Only to let out a cry as something smashed into his face, he stared at the large box that had fallen on him only to see his name printed in big bold letters.
"Bloody hell" harry said looking up at the sky from which it fell only to see bright blue, he looked back to the box and read on 'Harry Potter paperback box set the entire series'
"Ok let's not freak it could be a joke…. Yeah a joke… the Dursley's just happened to transport me to the middle of the forest just to throw a box full of books at me with my name on it yeah that's... that's really really stupid ok next idea Dudley actually hit me with that steel bar I just didn't feel it because of shock and I'm really dreaming right now… or dead. Fantastic" he said rolling his eyes ok so if I really am dreaming or um dead, I really hope it's not the last one, I have nothing better to do then to see what the hell this is. He thought as he opened the first book and skimmed through the first couple chapters. Then promptly broke out in laughter.
"Magic yeah really like that's possible!" he said still giggling "I mean come on someone would have noticed if they had a whole community of magic users. Tch and that would mean the Dursley's have been lying to me this whole time, though that wouldn't be too surprising. Well it's not like it could actually be true I mean it's not like the Dursley's know magic's real inspiring there irrational desire to be normal and it's not like they have an unnatural fear of anything involving even the 'm' word, or constantly telling me magic isn't real even though I never thought it was, and definitely nothing unnatural or unexplained ever happened around me yeah it's not like my nickname is freak or anything …. Bloody hell I am a wizard…"
"Those bastards lied to me this whole time! How could they!" he screamed hand shaking in anger.
"If this is real though and I somehow teleported here and these books where created magically then that would mean I have information on the future for the next couple of years, and by the looks of things those years aren't going to be easy, I mean who'd write seven whole books on me if my life was going to be mundane, no this is going to be very interesting indeed"