CLUE: Gravitation Edition

Disclaimer: I don't own the game of Clue nor the movie, or Gravitation....The only thing I own is my heart, which belongs to Ryu-chan na no da.... I'm kidding.... or am I?

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Tohma Seguchi as Mr. Green

Eiri Yuki as Professor Plum

K Winchestor as Colonal Mustard

Ayaka Usami as Miss Scarlet

Noriko Ukai as Mrs. Peacock

Mika Uesugi as Mrs. White

Tatchi Aizawa as Mr. Boddy

Ma and Ken as Bodyguards

Ryuichi Sakuma as Detective Ryuichi na no da

Shuichi Shindou as Dectective Shuichi la li ho

Hiroshi Nakano as Inspector Nakano

Suguru Fujisaki as Forensics Expert Fujisaki-sensei

Sakano as Butler

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Welcome...To the ONLY Gravi. Clue! Sweetness! Go me, go me! Well, enjoy ch 1!

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A scream pierced the night. A shadowy figure slipped away unoticed by those responding to the noise. They quickly changed, then joined the others, a look of horror sliding into place. Blood seeped from the body on the floor, staining the oriental rug. The maid screeched again, and one man pulled out his cell phone. "I'll call the police....." he murmured in a calm voice, his green eyes sparking violently..........

Six people sat nervously in the lounge, as far from the body as possible. Two men stood threateningly at the door, daring any to try leaving. A man in his mid-thirties had passed out in the corner; no one really noticed. A knock was heard, and the imposing figures at the door moved aside. It opened to reveal four young men. Two of them bounced into the room, while the others walked in calmly. "Who the hell are you?" one of the impatient guests asked irritably. He had better things to do. "We're detectives na no da!" the brunette answered brightly. "Anyone who believes that is on crack." "It's true!!" the one with the pink hair exclaimed. "Whatever."

"It really is true. We have our own detective agency." said Calm Arrival #2 with a tilt of his green head. "Yep." Calm Arrival #1 shrugged, running a hand through his red hair. The guests stared at them, the calm ones, that is. One appeared to be no more then a high school sophmore at most. The other, maybe, just maybe, a senior..... As for the other two? Both looked like teenagers, though their age was hard to determine. "Eep! Shu-chan, look! A dead person!" "Omigoodness! You're right, Ryu-chan!" "Yuck! Kuma doesn't like blood na no da!" the one addressed as 'Ryu-chan' squeaked. He squeezed the stuffed bunny in his arms tightly.

Another guest was getting annoyed now. "WHAT THE HELL!? Are you gonna tell us who killed him or not?!" the blond yelled, firing at the ceiling with a handgun. "In a moment, sir. Hang on." C#2 smiled. "Hey, idiots. Get over here and behave." The two idiots bounced over, and proceeded to bounce in place. "Ahem. Now, to get on with it, I'm Fujisaki Suguru, the forensics expert." "I'm Nakano Hiroshi. I take care of relations with the police and such."

They waited expectantly for a moment. "Psst. Idiots. Introduce yourselves." "Hmmm? Oh. I'm Shindou Shuichi! I'm a detective!" "Me too! I'm a detective too na no da!" the brunette smiled. "I'm Sakuma Ryuichi! And this is Kumagoro!" "And you guys are how old?" asked a woman with vivid violet hair. "Sixteen." "Nineteen." "You're shitting us. I wanna see proof!" Gun Man demanded. Shrugging, they produced their licences. "No way! No frickin way!" he muttered in disbelief. "What about you?" Sulky Impatient Guy asked boredly. The boy with the bunny looked at him for a few seconds, then handed over his ID. "I'm thirty-one."

All the guests stared at him, wondering what the people of the DMV were smoking. "There's no way in hell you're that old. You look like a teenager." "Looks are deceiving." he smirked. "April 1st, 1977. Tokyo High, Class of 1995." he continued, displaying a class ring. "Now that we're through with introductions........." he trailed off, kneeling next to the dead man. "Suguru-kun.....Do your thing, kay?" The other joined him, examining the body.

"Hmmm.... Rigor mortis has begun setting in........I'd say he's been dead about one to two hours." "Cause of death?" "Nn. Give me a few minutes...." The older one nodded. "Hiro-kun, write this down, ne? Victim: Aizawa Tatchi. Age: twenty-five. Not married. Drinks frequently, smokes regularly. Thankfully, not an organ donor......." He waited while the other wrote this, then continued. "Hmm....Hair: black. Eyes: brown and droopy....Filthy rich....VERY VERY busy........" he paused, holding up a little black book. He paused on a page, then tossed it over his shoulder. "Closet gay....." "How do you know all this?" a woman asked, her blue eyes glittering.

"Emptied his pockets. His licence....Name, Date of Birth, Picture......No little heart..... Five tickets for street intoxication, aka Drunk in Public......Receipt for cigarettes, dated yesterday. Half empty box of cigarettes.....No wedding ring. HUGE diamond in his pinky ring........That book is filled with numbers and names. Mostly females..... but ALOT of men....... with lil notes in the margins.....Not to mention, this little card that apparently gives entry to the.......Hot House......a brothel........"

"So? Alot of rich guys hire prostitutes." Lavender Lady suggested nonchalantly. "Yeah.....But, these hookers don't have breasts. They have.......Well, there are ladies present......." Shuichi trailed off. "Unfortunately, this place has come up in a previous investigation. It happens to be filled to the slimy brim with manwhores....." Ryuichi finished. "Any questions?" They all shook their heads. "Good. Anything, Suguru?"

"Well.....It's hard to say, really.....I mean...He's got a place on the back of his head, but that could be either from a blunt object....or from hitting the floor..... But, there's something around his mouth...Some sort of powder.....Could be poison, might be drugs.......And then, down here, there's a stab wound in his stomach......His neck has a burn mark... like from a rope.....And of course, most predominant, and the most likely cause of immediate death....A bullet through the head.... Obvious from the hole in his temple....." "Damn... How many people were killing this guy?" Ryuichi muttered.

Suguru shrugged. "Your guess is as good as mine....But, it was most likely one of them...." He pointed at the guests. "It's impolite to point, young man...." a soft voice reprimanded. Fujisaki turned his head to glare at the man. "Whatever. It's also impolite to kill people." he snapped. "Touche." "Well, come on....We better start to interview them.........." Hiro sighed. "Mhm....Let's start with......you...." Shuichi grabbed Gun Man. "H-Hey!" "It's ok, sir. We're professionals!" "Professional whats, is the question....." Sulky Blond Guy muttered. "I heard that!" "Whatever........."

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Hahaha na no da! Well, Ch 1! R&R please! Oh, btw, I'm putting this as present-day. Therefore, Ryuichi's DOB and Graduation year are correct. Ja ne!