My Favorite Things – By Dr. Gregory House, M.D.
Pizza and Chow Mein and pancakes-Macadamia;
SpongeBob and BlackAdder and Carmen Electr-ea;
Scotch in a tall glass and joy that jazz brings.
These are a few of my favorite things.
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A brown colored rat that I found in Stacy's attic;
Kicking the patient who swore he had cancer-pancreatic;
Soft, melodic strumming from my guitar strings.
These are a few of my favorite things.
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Vicodin and Morphine – oh, such a relief!
That mischievous Charlie Brown when he says 'Oh, good grief!';
Giving a stupid patient a shot that really stings.
These are a few of my favorite things!
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When the rat bites!
When Cuddy hides her funbags…
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things
AND THEN I DON'T FEEL…………….SO SAD!