I do not own Naruto because if I did Neji would not have girly hair.

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"Hey Ms. Move it" A familiar voice shouted. Neji turned around to find Naruto looking straight at him.

Once Naruto looked Neji in the eye he twitched. "Oh sorry Neji I was just… um… it was your hair and I... well what are you doing in the book store… Ha" He said nervously.

Neji sighed "Well I probably would be looking for a book since it is the book store. What else would I be here for ramen?"

Naruto mouthed an OH then said "Oh they don't sell ramen here that is what I was looking for. See ya Neji."

Neji sweat dropped and started to search for the book he was looking for. "Oh excuse me Ms. Sorry if I bumped into you."

Neji turned to see a very tired Kakashi. "Oh Neji for a second I thought you were a girl. Sorry about that."

Neji gave a loud sigh and nodded at his sensei. "It is fine." Kakashi nodded as well.

"Excuse me Ms. May I help you."

Neji turned rapidly to find Mr. Gomen, the store owner. "Oh Neji-san sorry for the misunderstanding."

Neji reassured him that it was okay. He went on to his book search hoping he will find it soon. "Yo Ma'am scoot."

Neji practically almost tackled the person as he turned. Sai was there grinning wildly as he looked at Neji.

"Sorry Nej I thought you were a chick HA HA HA."

Neji had a vain pop on his forhead. Neji looked for his book and finally found it. YES he mouthed. "Hey Madam excuse me."

Neji looked over his shoulder to find Tenten. Tenten quickly recognized her teammate and started to blush Hinata style. "Sorry Neji I… I mean the back frame of you… I really am sorry."

Neji nodded and quickly hid his book. "What do ya got there?" She asked.

"Nothing!" Neji hurriedly answered.

"I gotta go to the clerk so see ya" Neji said.

"Oh that is fine I gotta go return a book so you could go in front of me" Tenten giggled.

Neji started to sweat but he went to the clerk. "Hello young lady what would you like?" She asked.

Neji felt it poring out. "I AM A BOY NOT A GIRL."

Tenten backed up while the clerk jumped. She quickly grabbed the book he was holding. Tenten looked at it and started to crack up. "You are buying a book called how to look like a boy!" Tenten asked between breathes.

Neji was on the verge of tears. "Why cursive hairstyle!!" He shouted as he ran out the door forgetting to get the book.

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