Author's Note: Here I am back again with another story about my favorite couple-Dean and Martha (my OC)! This story is different than my other two in a couple of ways. One is that I noticed that in my other two,while I may have mentioned Seth Rollins and/or Roman Reigns,they didn't really have a major part in the story. The guys would stand in the corner of my bedroom reading over my shoulder as I wrote the stories and pouted that I loved Dean more than them! I had to prove to them that I love them too!So Roman and Seth have a bigger part in this story. Also,this is the very first story I have ever written that,not only I wrote all in one day,but that I wrote straight through beginning to end. My style is usually to write scenes that I feel the strongest about first then write the scenes connecting them. This story line just popped into my head at work and wouldn't leave until I promised my Dean muse that I would write it. This story was also inspired by the fic picture in the header. I know it's of Roman and Dean and not of Roman and Seth hanging out in a hallway,but the guys say use your imagination! I'll put this fic as complete for now,but it might change some day later on as I'm mulling around a few other ideas for other conversations that can be overheard in a Shield hotel room...we'll see. As always,I only own the story and Martha, the OC. Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns are all owned and the property of Vince McMahon,the WWE,and Jon Good,Colby Lopez and Joe Anoa'i respectively. See? I do love you too,Seth and Roman! So,this time,I'm dedicating this story to Roman/Joe and Seth/Colby who are just as big of sweethearts as Dean/Jon is and also played a big part in my life in the last year or so! Thanks for giving me such wonderful memories. It was fun getting to hang out with you for a bit. Hope to do it again real soon! Please don't forget to leave me a review! They are like cups of cool water to this thirsty writer! Merry Christmas to all!

One fine,sunny but chilly day in late December,somewhere in northeast America in some random nondescript hotel,Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns are walking down the hall eager to reach their respective rooms having just spent the last couple of hours at a gym downtown.

"That was a good workout,Seth,thanks!"

"See? I've always told you guys that Crossfit does a body good."

"Too bad Dean bailed on us at the last minute though."

The two toned haired man snorted.

"What?" Seeing his friend's smirk,Roman repeated himself. "What was that for?"

"I think right about now,Dean's having his own private workout."

"Huh?"

"Martha got into town yesterday,remember?I bet Dean canceled on us to spend time with her...and we both know what his favorite activity is when he's 'spending time' with her!" Rollins laughed while making air quotes.

Roman rolled his eyes. What Seth had said was true. When Martha was visiting Dean,nine times out of ten,you could find them in bed...and the tenth time,you could find them on their way TO bed. He and Seth both liked Martha a lot...she was good for Dean...she was fun and sweet and friendly and liked to laugh a lot. Dean desperately needed that in his life,but for the life of him,Roman didn't know how they found the energy!Usually when they were together like that,it lasted WELL into the night...a fact that Roman knew due to having the bad luck of having his hotel room next to theirs a few times and being kept awake by the moans and groans and screams coming from their room. Unfortunately,thanks to the amorous couple,Roman was well versed in the matters of mattress spring squeaks and headboards banging into walls...and lets not even go into some of the dirty talk he's overheard thanks to thin walls!

"Well where are they now you think?"

"Really?I bet you five dollars they haven't even rolled outta bed yet...and if they have,it was only to do it on the floor...and against the wall...and in the shower...and on the desk in front of the mirror."

Roman laughed. "Well,you wanna call them anyway to see if they wanna take a breather and have lunch with us?"

"Okay,but let's do it from your room.I left my jacket there before we left for the gym."

"Sure." Roman led the way to his room with Seth following close behind. Finally reaching the destination,they stopped while Reigns fished through his pockets for his key card. About to slip it into the appropriate slot,Roman paused when they distinctly heard voices coming through his door and out into the hallway. Normally,this would cause the large Samoan worry as being how popular The Shield was that they always had to have the worry of rabid fan girls trying to sneak into their rooms in the back of their minds,but both he and Seth instantly recognized the voices as belonging to their best friend Dean and his girlfriend,Martha. Curious as to why the couple were in his room,he was about to go in when Seth stopped him,cocked his head towards the door and raised a finger to his own lips.

"I can't believe I'm actually doing this with you." They could hear Ambrose say very clearly through the door.

"Oh,c'mon,Dean!You know you love doing this!" Martha teased.

"Only with you,darlin'."

Finding the conversation a little odd since they didn't know exactly what was going on or what they were talking about,Seth and Roman none the less smiled to each other at the affectionate term Dean used with Martha. It was known to his best friends that despite his reputation,Dean only used pet names with someone he really cared about. Roman was once again about to interrupt with a smile on his face when a loud exclamation from Martha made Reigns' eyes open wide and glance at Seth.

"I've never seen one so big,Dean!"

''I know.I've gotten compliments on it."

Seth made a face at overhearing Dean's comment. He looked at Roman who had an equally shocked expression on his face. Dean and Martha sounded like they were...they weren't,were they?And if they were,why in the hell were they in Roman's room?!They were taking experimentation a little too far in Roman's estimation!

"Dean,it's leaking!" Martha squealed.

"You keep touching and poking it like that,of course it's going to leak!"

"Maybe you should move it around?"

"We've already had it in every place we could,princess. There's not really many other places left I can put it."

Roman's and Seth's heads snapped to look at each other,both wearing twin looks of open mouthed shock.

"Wait. Let me get the skirt out of the way. What about in here?"

"Yeah.I like that!That's a nice little hole. It will look good there."

"I thought you'd like that. Now see if you can squeeze it in there."

"It might be tough since it's so big,but I'll try."

They heard a little grunting come from behind the door. "Oh my God," Seth mouthed to Roman. "Are they doing what I think they are doing?" he whispered leaning his head towards the large Samoan. Roman,for his part,didn't even have a chance to reply because Dean's pleased voice came through the closed door once again.

"It's in there!It's a good thing that the hole is so tight cause it's helping keep it standing straight up."

"Your balls make it look so beautiful!I'm glad we decided to do this,Dean," Martha gave a happy sigh as her satisfied voice carried out into the hall to the two men eavesdropping.

"Me too.I think we...oh damn...it's about to droop down!You better fix it,Martha."

The other two members of The Shield heard Martha give a squeak of surprise.

"Dean,you hold on to the top. Let me pat it into the hole better."

"Honey,now you are stroking it. You're going to have to do a hell of a lot more than just touching it. That isn't going to help keep it up. You're going to have to do that all night if you want it to stay up."

At hearing that,Roman face-palmed himself while Seth's eyes bugged out just a little bit more.

"Well what do you suggest we do?I REALLY wanna do this..."

"I know you do. So do I,trust me. It feels like it's too heavy though."

"No!It's not too heavy or too big.I am determined we ARE going to do this!Let me just get a better grip on it. God,it's so hard! Should it be this hard?"

"Well,they say the harder it is,the longer it'll last."

"I guess you're right. There. It's in again!Now quick move it to the right.I want it at just the right angle..."

"Like that?"

"Yeah,just like that.A little more and you'll hit the spot perfectly!"

"Now?"

"Move it up a little."

"How about now?"

"Push it down some. You're going to have to do it harder than that,Dean,if you wanna see results!More...a little more...there!There!RIGHT THERE!" Martha had squealed.

"WOW!Maybe I shouldn't have pushed it in so hard!It's squirting!"

"Yeah!That was pretty cool!Dean!What are you doing?"

"Never actually tasted this stuff before. Mmmmm...it actually tastes pretty sweet. You wanna taste,Martha baby?"

"Not this time. Let me put the skirt back on so we can get out of here before the guys come back.I really liked doing this with you,Dean."

"Me too angel face.I just hope Roman doesn't mind that we got his bed a little sticky..." Dean's voiced trailed off.

"Stop licking your fingers like that,Dean!"

"Can't help it. It's like it exploded all over me,baby!"

"Well hurry up and let's get cleaned up. The guys will be back soon and we still have to go and do this in Seth's bed too!"

'IN SETH'S BED TOO?!' The Architect of The Shield repeated to himself in his mind. 'Oh hell to the no!' As much as he loved Dean like a brother,there was no way in hell he was going to let the younger man and his girlfriend ANYWHERE near his bed...especially after what they just heard them do in Roman's bed!This was just too much...even for Ambrose!Grabbing the key card out of the big man's hand,Seth quickly swiped it and pushed Roman's door open. Out of the corner of his eye,he saw Roman raise his hand to shield his eyes from whatever condition they were about to see the couple in and follow him in.

"WHAT DO THE TWO OF YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING..." Seth started to shout then blinked at the sight of Martha sitting at the foot of Roman's bed with a tree skirt in her hand and Dean kneeling next to her on the floor adjusting one of the ornamental balls on the biggest perfectly beautiful miniature Christmas tree that they had somehow wedged between the mattress and the foot board of the bed. "...putting a Christmas tree up on Roman's bed?" Seth finished quietly.

"Huh?" Roman asked confused as he peeked out from behind his hand and was greeted by the same sight that Seth had seen when he first barged into the room. Roman looked at the tree closer. It was still leaking a tiny bit of sap. ' Sap. It was sap they were talking about!Thank God...'

Once the door had banged open,Dean and Martha were startled at the intrusion. They were so involved in what they were doing that they hadn't heard Seth and Roman come to the door at all and were caught in the act!

"Um...hi,guys!" Martha waved to the two men still standing in shock by the door.

"What are you guys doing in my room?" Reigns asked despite the answer now being obvious.

"Well,Martha felt bad that we all had to work and be on the road for Christmas so she wanted to bring a little bit of home and the holiday spirit to us," Dean smiled at his girlfriend. He was glad that the gig was up and he and Martha didn't have to go sneaking around like they have been doing the past day trying to gather everything and get everything ready for their little surprise tree trimming party.

"Yeah. It sucks that Vince wouldn't give you guys time off to come home cause of how hot the Shield is right now and I know how much I was gonna be missing Dean for Christmas and New Year's if he hadn't invited me to go on the road with him for the next week so I know you guys must be missing home too. When I got in yesterday,I asked Dean if he thought you guys would mind if I did something like this and he thought you would love it. We were gonna go do your room next,Seth." Martha smiled at the Iowa native who had the grace to smile back at the woman but still blush in embarrassment over what he and Roman assumed the couple were actually doing.

Dean noticed the self proclaimed ninja's cheeks turn pink. He narrowed his blue eyes and just had to ask the men a pertinent question that had just popped into his mind.

"Wait. What did you guys THINK we were doing?"

Seth and Roman looked at each other sheepishly-a look that the ever vigilant Ambrose didn't miss and would ask them about later in private-and replied in unison, "DON'T ASK!"

Author's Note 2: So how did I do? This is my first attempt at trying to write a strictly humor fic. Unfortunately,it lost a little detail in between my thinking it up and actually getting to write it out once I got home,but I still like the idea of it and think it's a cute idea. I hope you do too! Shame on Roman and Seth for thinking what they were though! Did Dean and Martha make anyone else think twice too? How many of you figured out what was going on before Seth and Roman? Don't forget to leave a review please! Would love to hear what you think!