---Jake, the Pokemon Warrior---
000Chapter one: The Legend of Mew000
Well hi, my name's Jake Hunter Slash Blade Stone. I'm a Pokemon trainer, but I'm also a soldier in the Johto Armed Forces. I have a buzz cut and combat fatigues, piercing blue eyes like stars and I'm extremely buff.
Well anyway, today I was deployed in a combat situation. "Team Rocket you won't get away from this!" I yelled at the Rocket Grunts in a touch-ass voice. Hell yeah. "Yes we will!" said the tallest Grutn and sent out Houndoom! Shit! I sent out Articuno though so it was a pretty easy battle. "All in a day's work," I said soon afterward while banging officer Jenny.
Well later on, I was walking through Vermillion Forest looking for some stones when I saw this
weird inexplainable glowing light! What could it be I wondered, then I relished that it was MEW!
Wow Mew I thought to myself, I gotta catch that sumbitch. "Go Pokeball go!" I yelled, then threw
a Pokemall, but Mew that bastard batted it away with its fucking tail! What an asshole! I got
mad then so I took my sniper fifle out of my pocket and aimed at Mew.
"Say goodnight you little dickweed!" I muffled, Mew just floated there scratching its crotch like it wasn't impressed or some shit. "Bastard, I should be the one to catch you, not that fick Ash!" I said. But it was too late and Ash's fuckin Pokeball dinged or whatever.
I swore I would get even with Ass (that's what I'll call him from now on). So I hatched a plan.
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A/N: Find out what happens in the next chap! Exctiting huh?