Okay sorry for the late upload... :| I hope all my loyal readers had a Merry Christmas and a great New Year... :)

I wrote this a while back, so if might have a few mistakes in it :) But what can ya do? *Shrugs shoulders*

WARNING: this story contains Slash... HOT FLEXIBLE PUCKERMAN/HUMMEL SLASH! ;)

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Glee. Ryan Murphy does... :( I just wanna have a threesome with Chris Colder & Mark Sallng... but alas I can't :(

Anyways Enjoy!

Sexy Yoga

"…Now bend your leg behind your head…"

My sleep-hazed eyes shot open at the sound of that sentence and I noticed Kurt wasn't were I left him last night, which was, snuggled comfortably into my chest. I quickly sat up and also noticed that his side of the bed was already made.

Dude, the fuck, what ever happened to lazy Sunday mornings in bed?

I kicked the silk-like sheets off of my lower body and got dressed in a white singlet and grey sweats. Kurt liked to call this outfit my 'trashy clothes'.

"…Just bend your head to the left to get the acquired pose…"

There was that stupid voice again. I climbed the stairs and followed the corridor towards the living room, where I found Kurt in all his green-clad, fuck-hot glory. It's very hard to stay made at him when he dresses like a ballet dancer.

He wore a pair of lime-green (ankle cut) Converse, a green tank top, a green headband – to obviously keep his hair out of the way – and to top it all off, he was wearing the most reviling green tights I had ever seen. I think my cock just woke up.

"What's with all the green?" I ask yawning, startling Kurt. He clicked pause on the TV remote turned around and scoffed at me.

"What?" I asked.

"It's nice to know that my so-called 'boyfriend' doesn't even have the common decency to say good morning to me when he wakes up after a long night of unbelievable sex." He said with a sarcastic tone. "…And to answer your earlier question, I'm trying to think healthy."

"Hey! You were the one who left me in bed by myself, without even a morning quickie." I said and he scoffed again, turning back around to face the television.

"Well I have to do my morning yoga, otherwise I'm going to get big fat love handles. And I just can't roll with that."

I walked up behind him and wrapped my arms around his slender waist, resting my head on his shoulder, which by the way was quite difficult, considering I'm a foot taller than him.

"But babe, no one else will see you without a shirt on except me, and I don't mind if you have love handles, it'll just mean I'll have something to grab onto other than the back of your hair." I said licking the shell of his ear for emphases, which made him shudder and moan.

That one moan did wonders for my stirring cock. 'I've got a good workout for ya…' I thought.

Kurt on the other hand, was too focused on losing weight, because he shrugged out of my embrace and concentrated on the hot (female) fitness trainer on the screen. I still notice women, but nothing is hotter than my little soprano in tights….

With Kurt in his 'worry about my appearance' mood, there was no chance in hell that we were gonna have a morning quickie.

"Fine, be that way. I'm gonna go make some coffee." I said turning towards the kitchen. Wait, when did I become the chick?

Damn Hummel…

After my early morning beverage, I walked back to bed. But on the way, Kurt's super snug ass caught my attention from inside the living room. I stopped and craned my head around the corner to get a better look. He was now bending at the waist with his fingers touching the tip on his shoes. God, that ass, I could still remember how soft it felt and how… absolutely tight it was when I was buried deep inside it. Now I'm really hard.

Lucky his dad was with Carole Hudson, otherwise I would get the shit kicked out of me for staring at his only son the way I am.

Burt Hummel was a scary man.

Deciding that I shouldn't waste a perfectly good hard-on, I took a seat on the plush couch and watched the show of Kurt's ass moving every which way.

For the next five minutes his body stretched to amazing feats. I was actually pretty proud of my little gleek. That, and I was ready to blow my load any second now.

I couldn't take it anymore. So I trailed my hand down my toned body and shoved it into my pants, were I felt my incredibly hard-as-rock cock. I pulled it out and stroked it slowly, softly moaning when I reached the tip. My eyes fluttered closed as I gathered the pre-cum leaking from the slit and spread it all over my aching length.

All of a sudden a pair of soft lips crashed against my own. My eyes flew open as I realized Kurt was kissing me. I deepened the kiss and shoved my tongue into his warm and wet mouth. He bucked his hips into mine and we both moaned from the friction.

I broke away from the kiss and moaned, "That's more like it."

Without a word Kurt settled himself in between my opened knees, pulling my sweats down with him. Commando as usual.

His eyes went straight to my groin. He licked his lips and gazed up at me with an innocent look on his face. Innocent? Yeah right. There's nothing innocent about the thing he's going to do next…

He leaned forward and licked from my base to throbbing tip. His pink tongue dabbed into my slit to collect the pearly white liquid that had formed there. His lips engulfed the head gently and I shivered. Just the head of my cock was as big as his mouth. He swiftly swallowed my whole length into his hot craven and I moaned, because all the while that innocent glare never left his face and his (sometimes green, sometimes blue) eyes never left mine.

I had to think of Coach Tanaka and Mrs. Sylvester getting it on so I didn't explode to soon.

My hands rested on his shoulders as he bobbed his head up and down. "So…c-close." I said and Kurt deep-throated me even more.

"Ah! Fuck!"

Suddenly, without warning I came, shooting my hot seed down his throat. He tired to swallow it all but some of it dripped down the sides of his mouth.

His licked his lips clean and straddled my hips. Without second thought I crushed my lips to his, my tongue slipped into his mouth and met with his velvety muscle. I could taste myself on his lips.

"Want to continue?" he asked.

"God yes!" I agreed whole-heartedly. My cock was already at full attention.

"Okay!" he said enthusiastically, "But don't destroy my clothes like you did last time. These are Dolce & Gabbana, they are expensive."

I lifted Kurt off of me and placed him softly on the couch. I ran to his room and checked his dresser draw. I grabbed a condom and a (pocket-sized) bottle of lube, then bolted back to the living room to find an alabaster Kurt, completely nude, stroking his (rather large – even for him) cock.

My eyes flashed to the small pile of green clothes that were neatly folded on the floor. He may be a bit bitchy when it comes to his clothes, but damn is he not cute.

"You look so hot, stroking yourself while waiting for me." I said eyeing his cock.

"Come over here and help me stroke it." He said seductively.

"Yes, Sir." I said pulling my shirt over my head and tossing it onto the floor.

I sat down on the couch and pulled Kurt on top of me, our cocks rubbing deliciously together. I licked his neck and bit down hard onto his shoulder.

"Ugh," he moaned, "I want you…inside me… now!"

I clicked open the bottle of lube and applied some to my index finger. I shoved the digit into his tight heat and was rewarded with a scream of pleasure.

"M-more…" he begged. I loved it when he begged.

Soon all three of my middle fingers were encased in his hole, pumping in and out. I pulled them out – at Kurt's disappointment – and ripped open the condom packet and rolled it on, smearing lube all down my member.

"You ready?" I asked, placing my dick at his gaping pink entrance.

"Yes, yes… now!" He shouted.

With all the encouragement I needed, I slowly pushed the head of my cock into his warmth. It was so tight. Inch after inch was encased inside him until I could go no deeper. I let him adjust and then he started rocking his hips against me.

"Ugh! HARDER!"

My hands gripped his hips and helped him bounce up and down on my stiff manhood, setting a fast rhythm. He stroked his cock in time with my thrusts.

I gripped the hair at the nape of his neck and pulled it back, exposing his tender, swan-like neck. I pulled in back so far, I was surprised he could bend like that.

"Fuck babe, your so flexible..." I moaned.

"More… MORE!"

I pounded hard, and then hit that special spot inside that made him scream my name.

"Noooooooah!" He cried, shooting his cum everywhere. Some drops even hit my chin. Kurt collapsed on top of me as I kept fucking him, his body gone limp.

"God, fuck! KURT!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. I wrapped my arms around him, holding him in place, spilling my spunk into the condom.

After we regained normal breathing and coherent thoughts, we kissed chastely.

"Best workout I've ever done. It's much more healthier to have a partner with you." He said with an adorable grin.

"I'm so joining in the next time you do your 'yoga'."

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