A/N: Hetalia at Hogwarts! Cause that's so original!Now, the disclaimer, LITHUANIA! POLAND! LIKE WE REHERSED IT!

Lithy: Oh! Y-yes Ms. Authoress, U-m Ms. Otaku doesn't own Hetalia, -

Poland:-Or, like, Harry Potter!

'Murica: Those belong to, our lord and savior, Hima-Papa! (Hidekaz Himaruya)

IggyBrows: And Jolenne Katherine Rowling, (Which isn't her real name, by the way) or as most of you know her, J.K. Rowling.

Voice in my head named Melanie: Thank you all. Now, let's continue, or shall we not? *giggles*

Me: AH! Fuck, Mel! Didn't notice you!

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Hog Warts? The fuck man?!

It was an average meeting, the alcohol table was set up "DAMN YOU BRUDER!", France and England were 'arguing' *cough MakingOut cough*, America and Japan were discussing what type of Pokemon other countries would be, and their type, and the Bosses were entering the room talking in hushed voices,- wait… hOLY FUCK THE BOSSES! After Germany screamed, order was restored, and England and France looked rather dishevelled, but that was fine. It looked like they were just 'arguing'. They continued the alcohol contest though, no one really cared. The Nations' bosses stood there, waiting for things to calm down before America's President came forward (A/N: I won't say who it is, because people hate Obama, but I hate Trump, but people hate Hillary, and I don't, so they'll be unnamed but male) and cleared his throat. "Um, Hi..?" he trailed of awkwardly, because of the fact he can tell what Arthur and Francis were doing previously, "All of us have decided to send a large group of you to a school located in, um… England..." he stepped back, not knowing how to deal with the situation. Justin Trudeau, the Prime Minister of Canada, for those who don't know stepped forward with a paper. "Thank you, Mr. Errr. Now, the nations who will be going are, America, Canada, France, England, Australia, New Zealand, Sealand, Wy, Austria, Hungary, North and South Italy, Spain, Germany and Prussia, Romania, Moldova, The Nordics, Japan, Hong Kong, China, South Korea, Switzerland and Liechtenstein, Russia and his sisters, The Baltics, Poland, and Seborga. Any questions?" he looks up at the Nations, questioningly. America steps forward, "Um, yeah. The fuck are we going, the fuck WHY we're going, and when the fuck we're going?" Romania's Boss steps forward. "To answer two of your questions, Hogwarts, in England/Scotland, September 1st." he then steps back, while the said nations huddled together, and Romania picks up little Moldova. "Are you sure we want to do this guys?" Germany asks. "Oh, I don't know~ I think it'll be fun, right Roma?" Spain asks. "I don't really give a fuck. Sure. What the fuckever." South Italy replies. "Oh come on Fratello! Do you need some hug therapy again?" North Italy warns. South Italy's eyes widen "N-no. I'm good Feli." Everyone else watched this interaction with interest, well until England clears his throat to catch everyone's attention. "I don't know guys… There's some pretty horrible-" he gets interrupted as he starts coughing, and France starts panicking when he notices that he's coughing blood, while England falls to his knees, still coughing. Romania hands Moldova to Hungary as he and Norway run to England's side, and everyone else starts freaking out. "England! England listen!" Romania, says, "Can you tell me where you're being attacked?"

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America's POV

"-attacked?" I hear Romania say. Wait! Fuck! Attacked?! The fuck's going on here? "Lukas!" I shout, "Hmm?" He replies not looking towards me but still showing he heard me, while he's still paying attention to England. "Can you explain what the fuck is going on?!" "Hmm? Oh! Faen[1]… Yes." He turns toward us and walks back over to the rest of us, mumbling under his breath, "Angrepet er under kontroll .. Romania har er under kontroll .. Ro deg ned Lukas.[2]" Denmark, though still slightly inebriated, hears it, and gets an unhappy face. "So, what England was going to say, was that the magical community, where Hogwarts is located, is under attack by a Hitler wannabe, no offense Austria and Germany." He says, looking to the mentioned Nations, "None taken." They replied in unison.

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Norway's POV

How the fuck do I explain this? "Well, the reason he is a Hitler wannabe is because he's trying to 'cleanse' the magical community of anything less than a pureblood. What I mean by that," he explains, noticing the non-magical nations' expressions, "Are there are different 'ranks' of magical purity. A pureblood is someone with both magical parents, and a long line of magical family history. A Half-blood is someone who either has one magical parent and one non-magical parent, called a muggle-" "Or, in North America, especially in MACUSA, a NoMag" America blurts. "That too," Norway says, not even caring that he was interrupted, "Or, a pureblood and a muggleborne. A muggleborne, is someone who had no magical parents, and is normally a recessive gene." I glance back at England and Romania, who both seem to be fine, and walk towards them. "Romania!" "Hmm? Lukas? De ce ai nevoie?[3]" he asked. "I'll look after him. You go explain what's going on over there, and send France back." I said. "Esti bine? O să o fac, dar am nevoie să știu dacă ești bine, de asemenea[4]." He asked, concerned. "Nu-ți face griji, sunt bine."[5] I replied, speaking in his native tounge. "Okay…"

Romania's POV

He should be fine… I thought, walking back to the group. I looked towards the bosses, who were either staring worriedly at England, or talking quietly amongst themselves, looking between the Nations and each other. "Oi! France~" I said, startling the fuck out of him. "Oh- oui Roumanie[6,7]?" He asked, startled. "Norway wants you to help him with England." I said, then approached him, and said, softly, "He's been asking for you. Prepare yourself. He's… in a lot of pain." I said, then walked to Hungary, grabbing Moldova as France ran over to England. Germany suddenly said, "What the hell is even going on?! Why's England coughing up blood just. . . What?" I jumped, and almost dropped Moldova. "Oh! What has Norway explained so far? Just that he was a Hitler wannabe? Oh come on! Nelegitim[8]… He could have given me more to work with, okay. So… You know how it feels when there's a murder? Like a sharp stab? Yes? Okay. Now, to 'cleanse' the world, you have to kill. It's in the magical community, and so, he uses magic to murder. A magical murder hurts 10x worse. And if done with a lot of people at once, as done by Vol- You-know-who, forgot he tabooed his name, (A/N: I know that's not until the 7th book, I still wanted to do this) it can cause him to cough up blood a lot, and a lot of blood. Do you guys have any questions?" I asked looking back up at the nations, instead of Moldova. They all looked horrified, and I realised that that might have been a lot to take in at once… Oops.

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France's POV
"Mon dieu that's a lot of blood! Poor Lapin..." I say, as I approach England and Norway. I lean down and stroke Angleterre's hair. He was done coughing for right now, but Norway says he shouldn't start again to help my anxiety. "Oh poor cher, lapin..." his head was laid in my lap, with me still stroking his hair. "Cher..." I lean down and kiss his forehead. "That's good. Just, stay like that with him. I'm going to go talk to his boss." Norway gets up while I keep whispering soothing words to England while he slowly falls asleep. (A/N: Sorry! Fuck I'm bad at France, okay?!)

Norway's POV

I walk up to our bosses who look at me hopefully like, maybe I just saved the world. ''Okay, screw the mystery. Why the fuck do you want us to go to England's magic school?" I asked, still with my pooker face, as always, never showing my emotions. Germany's boss piped up, "We need to have you nations protect the school, and everyone in it, including Harry Potter and his friends, Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley." I contemplate on this, thank him, and walk over to the head table, noticing all the other nations already left. I stand on the table and yell to the world, "LISTEN HERE!" everyone gathers round, with France helping England stay standing, "Our bosses revealed to me why we need to go, okay? There is a threat putting the school and all its students in danger. They want us to go to protect everyone, and all the hidden shit and secrets at the school. Do we all agree to go?" I ask looking at everyone expectantly, conjuring up pen and paper to write down who's going or not. I wasn't expecting though, that everyone would agree, even the drunk nations, Belarus, and the peace loving Canada, and Switzerland. The bosses all cheered happily and England fell asleep, again. All and all? Quite a normal day if you ask me.

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A/N:

Congrats! You reached the end. I'll explain everything now. I've had this idea for quite a while now and just now had the inspiration to write. This was supposed to be a comedy chapter, but I wanted a chance to try to explain main pairing, and set up some background. And also, I listen to music while I write, so certain music changes the mood. And, because all of this, in this chapter, just this ENTIRE chapter, will be relevant. I have this planned out, and an amazing plan with Umbridge's pen with Prussia. Though what sounds better, I'm totally awesome, and can take this like a boss, bitch![1] or, See? Told you I was hardcore![2] say in reviews if anyone bothers to review. Everything accepted, but flames will be responded to, and if you are a little bitch, who don't have an account and try to flame, you will be a separate area when I respond on the story like, HHHH(HealingHeroHugs)

Thanks for the review, blah blah blah, I will put, Flames! And then Guest a: You're a bitch, and I've heard worse, or something like that. Human Names, planned houses (that might change), and translations! (Pairings as well) I feel like all the interhouse shipping and yaoi will confuse the hell out of the school, which is why I have pairings.

Australia- Jett Kirkland, Not decided, Gryffindor

Austria- Roderich Edelstein, AusSwiss, Ravenclaw

America- Alfred F Jones, AmeBel, Gryffindor

Belarus- Natalya Arslokaya, AmeBel Gryffindor

Canada- Matthew Williams, PruCan Slytherin

China- Wang Yao, RoChu, Ravenclaw

Denmark- Matthias Kohler, DenNor Gryffindor

England- Arthur Kirkland, FrUk, Ravenclaw

Estonia- Eduard Von Bock, EstUkr, Ravenclaw

Finland- Tino Vainamoinen, SuFin, Gryffindor

France- Francis Bonnefoy, FrUK, Slytherin

Germany- Ludwig Beilschimdt, GerIta, Slytherin

Hong Kong- Wang Leon, HongIce, Slytherin

Hungary- Elizaveta Hedarvy, HunLiech, Gryffindor

Iceland- Emil Steilsoon, HongIce, Not Decided

North Italy- Feliciano Vargas, GerIta, Hufflepuff

South Italy- Lovino Vargas, Spamano, Slytherin

Japan- Honda Kiku, KorPan, Ravenclaw

South Korea- Yong Soo Im, KorPan, Slytherin

Latvia- Raivis Galante, SeaLat, Slytherin

Liechtenstein- Lilli Zwingilli, HunLiech, Not Decided

Lithuania- Toris Laurinaitis, PolLiet, Slytherin

Moldova- Aurel Lupei, Not Decided, Not Decided

New Zealand- Wellesey Kirkland, Not Decided, Not Decided

Norway- Lukas Kjetil, DenNor, Ravenclaw

Poland- Felicks Lukasiewicz, PolLiet, Slytherin

Prussia- Gilbert Beilschimdt, PruCan, Slytherin

Romania- Vasillica Lupei, Not Decided, Ravenclaw

Russia- Ivan Braginsky, RoChu, Hufflepuff

Sealand- Peter Kirkland, SeaLat, Not Decided

Seborga- Marchello Vargas, SebWy, Slytherin

Spain- Antonio Fernandez Carriedo, Spamano, Slytherin

Sweden- Berwald Oxternia, SuFin, Gryffindor

Switzerland- Vash Zwingilli, AusSwiss, Gryffindor

Ukraine- Yekaterina Not Decided, EstUkr, Hufflepuff

Wy- Not Decided Kirkland, SeaWy, Not Decided