one day jimmy neutron was really fucking bored. he had already read all of his grandpa's pornographic magazines and every issue of "the magazine for people whose heads are too fucking large weekly". so, he decided to ask his dad, ed sheeran, for advice.

"daddy," he said, "i'm bored."

"that's because you're a fucking disgrace," he said

suddenly jimmy was feeling very sad. sis dad did not like jimmy that much. usually, ed sheeran was too busy going on tours because he was campaigning for president of the united states, so he never got to talk to jimmy. instead, jimmy decided to ask his mom, dr. princess twilight sparkle, for advice.

"mommy," he said. "i'm bored."

"go rob a fucking bank jimmy" twilight said

"ok"

this idea was not a bad one. jimmy went into twilight sparkle's room and took out some guns to prepare to rob the bank. then he left to go to the bank

"freeze!" shouted jimmy, firing two Uzis into the air. "i'm robbing the fucking bank!"

everyone started crying. suddenly jimmy realized that he had invaded the Baby Bank, america's only bank run exclusively by babies.

"oh no," jimmy said. "this is not right. someone should find a home for all of these babies." jimmy decided to do the right thing and call the cops.

"cops," he said. "there are babies everywhere. Oh my god. Oh god. Holy mother of god. There are so many babies. What the fuck. They're everywhere. Oh my god they're coming for me. Oh my g"

Jimmy fell unconscious

- cliffhanger!-

when jimmy woke up there were still babies everywhere

"god fucking dammit I hate you babies" joimmy said

Suddenly the door burst open and SONIC THE MOTHERFUCKIN HEDGEDOG BURST THROUGH THE DOOR

"FREEZE!" said sonic. "IT'S THE MOTERHFUCKIN COPS"

"AND KNUCKLES" shouted sonic's best friend, world-renowned violinist yo-yo ma, who burst through a hole in the wall right next to the door. yo-yo ma was also a cop

"thank god you are here" jimmy said. "there are babies everywhere"

"PUT YOUR HANDS AGAINST THE MOTHERFUCKIN WALL JIMMY NEUTRON" sonic shouted. "YOU'RE UNDER MOTHERFUCKIN ARREST FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE"

"AND KNUCKLES" shouted sonic's best friend, world-renowned violinist yo-yo ma, who burst through a hole in the wall right next to the door. yo-yo ma was also a cop

AN NOTE: REALLY HOT SEX SCENE COMING UP!

Suddenly, samus appeared AND SHE WAS NAKED!

donkey kong's 962 inch MONSTER DONG suddenly expanded at the sight of samus. Seeing samus looking at his dong, he said, "they don't call me konkey dong for nothing"

"wow!" said samus. "it's so big!"

suddenly they began having intense sex. the babies started crying again

"WOW!" said sonic. "I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP FOR BEING SO MOTHERFUCKIN HOT"

jimmy started feeling sad so he went back home. He went to talk to his dad ed sheeran again.

"dad" jimmy asked "how come girls don't like me"

"no one likes you jimmy" ed sheeran said

jimmy was still feeling sad so he went to talk to his mom twilight sparkle again

"mom how come girls don't like me"

"AND KNUCKLES" shouted sonic's best friend, world-renowned violinist yo-yo ma, who burst through a hole in the wall right next to the door. Yo-yo ma was also a cop

"holy shit jimmy neutron, yo-yo ma just burst through a hole in our wall" twilight sparkle said

then ed sheeran appeared again. "jimmy I'm sorry. I do love you. Please accept this framed, autographed picture of mitt romney as a token of my forgiveness"

"omg dad I love you too" jimmy said. they hugged.

The end….?