Okay! I'm posting this against my will, so don't blame me if you don't like it. If you must yell at someone, contact spitslover, the person who set me up to this. She might also help me write some of these.

Yeah, yeah…So I wrote this! I suck at romance, I don't support , and yet I write this…

Right, so not all of it is slash. Just…a lot. Jeez, I was REALLY bored when I started this…Stupid joke about Blackwing x Cruelheart…And Fluffytail x Mysticheart…Oh well…MY FAULT! …Kinda, anyways…

Well, these are short stories about my WARRIORS characters. Most of them have reasons, but not all…like my Lostwhiskers x Adamantstar one…Which I actually haven't written yet…Hmm…Next one, maybe? Nah…

This has nothing to do with it, but when I wrote most of these, I was listening to System of a Down and Evanescence…See, I'm listening to "Spiders" (SoaD) right now! …Plus I'm watching this really old show called "Soap". My favorite character is Jodie! WooHoo! -must have bumped her head a lot as a little kid-

Hmm…Well, on with the show!

X-Pitch-X (listening to "Mr. Jack" now…Still SoaD)