Disclaimer: I do not own the credit of the creator of Dragon Ball Z and the original lyrics of 24k and Ain't My Fault. -AymNaruGeta
"Welcome to the first annual A Combatta (A Capella) Tournaments!" The announcer, Piccolo himself, was standing in the middle of the arena. Even though he is part of the Glee Fighters, he is obviously the only asexual member who beat-box every A Capella he and everyone else covered. "In standing the left side of the arena, we have the Glee Fighter Boys!" In standing the right side of the arena, we have the Glee Fighter Girls!"
The males (Leader Goku, Vegeta, Beerus, Whis, Laios, and Syndro) are standing in the left side of the arena as the females (Leader Oturan, Q.S., Gwen Meda, Jinbee, Hoyoko, and Hydrid) are standing in the other side of the arena.
"Hey! No fair! We don't have any gods in our team!" Hoyoko shouted. "No offense, but I think there's too much sopranos in our group," said Jinbee. "Jinbee had made a point there, Hoyoko, I'm sure we can defeat them," Gwen Meda said. "I'm also Whis's apprentice." "Things really get surprising when I challenged Gramps every time, but this singing battle, that's for sure," said Quartz Sorceress. "Goku on the other hand, is partly a soprano."
"Well, I hope the girls are breaking the window, and not at my ears!" Laios laughed, raising his normal voice. His voice was as high as Goku. "Who says something about your ears, Lying Hoes? I would be ticked with their screeching voice!" growled Vegeta. "I keep telling you I'm Laios!" Laios shouted. "Shut up or I'll shout toward the both of your ears and disqualified the whole group!" shouted Piccolo, in the distance. Everyone except Whis covered their ears, especially Beerus, from the loud noise from Piccolo in the microphone. That completely shuts everyone up.
Piccolo clear his throat. "Three rules are requirement for more points: the arrangement of one song, the pitch of background singers, and me who can beatbox the entire song. Before we start, the leader of each group will be playing rock, paper, scissor. Whoever won, they will go first to cover their A Capella. Whoever loses, will go after the winner. During each cover of the A Capella, I will be part of your group to beatbox the whole song. Whoever had the most points will be the winner of A Combatta (A Capella) Tournament next year. Please commence, A Capella leaders."
Goku and Oturan stand in the center of the stage. "I was not planning for this, Goku," Oturan said. "Me neither, but what the heck?" said Goku, in a cheerful voice. "Rock, paper scissors, shoot!" The two A Capella leaders shouted in unison. Looks like Goku chooses scissor as Oturan chooses paper. "Well, you won fair and square," Oturan said, smirking. "...let's see what you and your male group can figure out one song to do cover!"
"Goku's group wins, and they are going first," said Piccolo. "State your names, and tell me what song you will be covering."
Dragon Ball Z Parody: 24K
Covered by Glee Fighters Boys (Goku, Vegeta, Beerus, Whis, Laios, and Syndro) featuring Piccolo
"My name's Goku."
"I'm Vegeta."
"Beerus, the God of Destruction."
"Whis of Creation God."
"Name's Laios."
"And my name is Syndro."
"We will take on as a Glee Fighter Boys." The six males spoke in unison. "We'll be covering the song 24K."
Piccolo stand behind Goku and Vegeta where he was in the center of the left side of the stage.
(Background music played.)
[Intro]
Syndro (autotune): Tonight
Goku/Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios: (Ooh…)
Syndro (autotune): I just want to take you higher
All (autotune): Throw your hands up in the sky
Let's set this party off right…
"Whoa, they're good with the intro," Jinbee said, exclaiming.
[Chorus]
Goku (normal tune): Players,
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
All (normal tune): Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon
Goku: (Girls, what y'all trying to do?)
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: What y'all trying to do?
All: 24 karat magic in the air
Whis: Head to toe so player
Goku: Uh, look out!
[First Verse]
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Goku: Pop pop, it's show time
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Show time)
Goku: Show time
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Show time)
All: Guess who's back again?
Beerus: (trilling)
Goku: Oh, they don't know?
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Go on tell 'em)
Goku: Oh, they don't know?
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Go on tell 'em)
Goku: I bet they know soon as we walk in
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Showin' up)
Goku: Wearing Cuban links,
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Yeah)
Goku: Designer minks,
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Yeah)
Goku: Inglewood's finest shoes
All: (Whoop, whoop)
Goku: Don't look too hard
Might hurt ya'self
All: Known to give the color red the blues
[Pre-Chorus]
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Goku: Ooh, killin', I'm a dangerous man with some money in my pocket
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Keep up)
Goku: So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Keep up)
Goku (at Vegeta): Why you mad? Fix ya face
Ain't my fault y'all be jocking
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Keep up)
[Chorus]
Goku: Players only, come on
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
All: Put your pinky rings up to the moon
Goku: (Girls, what y'all trying to do?)
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: What y'all trying to do?
All: 24 karat magic in the air
Whis: Head to toe so player
Goku: Uh, look out!
[Second Verse]
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Goku: Second verse for the hustlas
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Hustlas)
Goku: Gangstas
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Gangstas)
Goku: Bad… and ya ugly… friends
Laios: (laughs)
Goku: Can I preach?
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Uh-oh)
Goku: Can I preach?
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Uh-oh)
Goku: I gotta show 'em how a pimp get it in
All: First
Goku: Take your sip,
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Sip)
Goku: Do your dip,
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Dip)
Goku: Spend your money like money ain't...
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Money ain't...)
All: (Whoop, whoop)
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: We too fresh
Goku: Got to blame it on Jesus
All: Hashtag blesse
Goku: They ain't ready for me, uh!
[Pre-Chorus]
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Goku: I'm a dangerous man with some money in my pocket
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Keep up)
Goku: So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Keep up)
Goku (at Vegeta): Why you mad? Fix ya face
Ain't my fault y'all be jocking
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: (Keep up)
[Chorus]
Goku: Players only, come on
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
All: Put your pinky rings up to the moon
Laios: (Hey girls)
Goku/Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Syndro: What y'all trying to do?
Laios: (What y'all trying to do?)
All: 24 karat magic in the air
Laios: (vocalizing)
Whis: Head to toe so player
Goku: Uh, look out!
[Bridge]
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Goku: (Wooh)
Everywhere I go they be like
Beerus/Syndro (autotune): Ooh, so player
Goku: Ooh
Everywhere I go they be like
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro (autotune): Ooh, so player
Goku: Ooh
Everywhere I go they be like
Beerus/Syndro (autotune): Ooh, so player ooh...
Goku: Now, now, now
Watch me break it down like
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro (normal tune): (Break it down like)
Goku: (Uh)
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: 24 karat, 24 karat magic
Goku: What's that sound?
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios/Syndro: 24 karat, 24 karat magic
Goku: Come on now
All: 24 karat, 24 karat magic
Goku: Don't fight the feeling
Invite the feeling
[Chorus]
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Goku/Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Syndro: Just put your pinky rings up to the moon
Laios: (Moon...)
Goku: (Girls, what y'all trying to do?)
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Syndro: What y'all trying to do?
Laios: (Tell me what you trying to do?)
Goku/Vegeta/Beerus/Whis: 24 karat magic in the air
Laios: (harmonizing)
Whis: Head to toe so player
Laios: (Head, toe)
Goku/Vegeta/Beerus/Whis: Put your pinky rings up to the moon
Laios: Ohh…
Syndro: (24 karat, 24 karat magic)
Goku: (Girls)
Vegeta/Beerus/Whis: what y'all trying to do?
Syndro: (24 karat, 24 karat magic)
Laios: (Do)
Goku/Vegeta/Beerus/Whis/Laios: 24 karat magic in the air
Syndro: (24 karat, 24 karat magic)
Whis: Head to toe so player
Syndro: (24 karat)
Goku: Uh, look out
[Outro]
Syndro: (24 karat magic, magic, magic)
(Background music end.)
Piccolo stand in the center. "Under 4 minutes for the boys," said Piccolo. "And now is the girls turns, state your names and name your song you will cover."
Dragon Ball Z Parody: Ain't My Fault
Covered by Glee Fighters Girls (Oturan, Q.S., Gwen Meda, Jinbee, Hoyoko, and Hydrid) featuring Piccolo
"Oturan."
"I'm the Quartz Sorceress."
"I'm Gwenzelle Meda, the Apprentice of Creation."
"Majin Jinbee."
"I'm Hoyoko, the modern fox princess."
"And I'm Hydrid."
"We'll be known for Glee Fighter Girls, covering Ain't My Fault." the girls spoke in unison.
Piccolo stand behind Oturan and Quartz Sorceress where he was in the center of the right side of the stage.
(Background music played.)
[Intro]
Piccolo: (clapping in beat)
Oturan: Oh my, oh my, oh my
Oh my, oh my, oh my
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
Gwen: (laughing)
Q.S.: (Ooh!)
[First Verse]
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Hoyoko: It ain't my fault you keep turning me on
Q.S.: (Ooh!)
Hoyoko: It ain't my fault you got, got me so gone
It ain't my fault I'm not leavin' alone
Q.S.: (Ooh!)
Hoyoko: It ain't my fault you keep turning me on
Piccolo: (Turning me on)
(resume beatboxing)
Q.S.: I can't talk right now,
I'm looking and I like what I'm seeing
Got me feeling kinda shocked, girl, now
(Ooh!)
Couldn't stop right now, even if I wanted
Gotta get it, get it, get it, when it's hot right now
Oh my God, what is this?
Want you all in my business
(Ooh!)
Baby, I insist
Please don't blame me for whatever happens next
(Piccolo stop beatboxing.)
[Chorus]
Oturan/Jinbee: No I-I-I-I, can't be responsible
If I-I-I-I, get you in trouble now
See you're-'re-'re-'re, too irresistible
Yeah, that's for sure
Piccolo: (clapping)
All: So if I put your hands where my eyes can't see
That you're the one who's got a hold on me
No I-I-I-I, can't be responsible, responsible
Oturan: It ain't my fault
[Refrain]
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Gwen/Hydrid: (No, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Q.S.: (Ooh!)
Oturan/Q.S./Hoyoko/Jinbee: It ain't my fault
Gwen/Hydrid: (No, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Q.S.: (Ooh!)
Oturan/Q.S./Jinbee: It ain't my fault
[Second Verse]
Hoyoko: It ain't my fault you came here looking like that
Piccolo: (clapping)
Q.S.: (Ooh!)
Hoyoko: You just made me trip, fall, and land on your lap
Certain bad boy smooth, body hotter than a summer
Q.S.: (Ooh!)
(Piccolo stop clapping.)
Hoyoko: I don't mean to be rude, but I look so dam' good on ya
Oturan/Q.S./Gwen/Jinbee/Hydrid: (I look so dam' good on ya)
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Q.S.: Ain't got time right now
Missed me with that "What's your name, your sign" right now
(Ooh!)
It's light outside, I just called an Uber and it's right outside
Oturan/Gwen/Jinbee/Hoyoko/Hydrid: (I just called an Uber and it's right outside)
Q.S.: Oh my God, what is this?
Want you all in my business
(Ooh!)
Baby, I insist
Please don't blame me for whatever happens next
(Piccolo stop beatboxing.)
[Chorus]
Oturan/Jinbee: No I-I-I-I, can't be responsible
If I-I-I-I, get you in trouble now
See you're-'re-'re-'re, too irresistible
Yeah, that's for sure
Piccolo: (clapping)
All: So if I put your hands where my eyes can't see
That you're the one who's got a hold on me
No I-I-I-I, can't be responsible, responsible
Oturan: It ain't my fault
(Piccolo stop clapping.)
[Refrain]
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Gwen/Hydrid: (No, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Q.S.: (Ooh!)
Oturan/Q.S./Hoyoko/Jinbee: It ain't my fault
Gwen/Hydrid: (No, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Q.S.: (Ooh!)
Jinbee: It ain't my fault
[Bridge]
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Oturan: Baby, one, two, three
Q.S./Gwen/Jinbee/Hoyoko/Hydrid: (One, two, three)
Oturan: Your body's calling me
Q.S./Gwen/Jinbee/Hoyoko/Hydrid: (Calling me)
Oturan: And I know wherever you're at
Is exactly where I wanna be
But don't blame me
It ain't my fault
(Piccolo stop beatboxing.)
Gwen/Hydrid: (No, no, no)
Q.S./Hoyoko/Jinbee: It ain't my fault
Oturan: (Ohh)
Gwen/Hydrid: (No, no, no)
Q.S./Hoyoko/Jinbee: It ain't my fault
Oturan: (Ohh)
Gwen/Hydrid: (No, no, no)
Oturan: (Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my...ooh)
Q.S./Hoyoko/Jinbee: It ain't my fault
[Chorus]
Piccolo: (clapping)
Q.S./Gwen Meda/Jinbee/Hoyoko/Hydrid: So if I put your hands where my eyes can't see
Oturan: (Aye, yeah)
Q.S./Gwen Meda/Jinbee/Hoyoko/Hydrid: That you're the one who's got a hold on me
Oturan: (Oh, yeah)
All: No I-I-I-I, can't be responsible, responsible
It ain't my fault
(Piccolo stop clapping.)
[Refrain]
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Gwen/Hydrid: (No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Q.S.: (Ooh!)
Oturan: No-oh-oh, it ain't my fault
Q.S./Hoyoko/Jinbee: It ain't my fault
Gwen/Hydrid: (No, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Q.S.: (Ooh!)
Oturan: No-oh-oh, no-oh-oh, no, no, no…
Q.S./Hoyoko/Jinbee: It ain't my fault
[Outro]
Piccolo: (beatboxing)
Oturan: It ain't my fault you got me so gone
Gwen/Hydrid: (No, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Hoyoko/Jinbee: (It ain't my fault)
Q.S.: (Ooh!)
Oturan: It ain't my fault you got me so gone
Gwen/Hydrid: (No, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Hoyoko/Jinbee: (It ain't my fault)
Q.S.: (Ooh!)
Oturan: (harmonizing)
Well, that's too bad, it ain't my fault
Q.S./Hoyoko/Jinbee: (It ain't my fault)
(Background music end.)
Piccolo stand in center. "4 minutes as well," the Namekian spoked. "According to Goku's group, arrangement goes to 8 points, pitch goes to 7 points, and the beatboxing goes to 9 points, for a total of 24 points. Oturan's group arrangements goes to 7 points, pitch goes to 7, and beatboxing goes to 6, for a total of 20 points. The winner of the A Combatta (A Capella) Tournament 2017 are the Glee Fighter Boys."
"We win in default, thanks to Lord Beerus and Whis!" laughed Vegeta, in victory. "Vegeta, don't be too proud of yourself," Whis said. "We lost," said Quartz Sorceress. "There's always next year," Gwen said. "That's all for this year until the next A Combatta (A Capella) Tournament of 2017!" said Piccolo.