Title: Why are Gryffindor girls so ugly?
Rating: R (just in case)
Parings: Hermione + Draco, Ginny + Blaise, Angelina+ Flint, (More to come)
A/n: All of the Slytherins are in 7th year, however if the aren't pretend that the failed/skipped grades.
Disclaimer: This is the only one I'm going to put because if you don't get the message that I don't own Harry Potter, any of the characters, places, or objects after the first one, you won't get after the next ones. The plot and any thing you don't recognize are mine.
Chapter One
The Slytherins were all in the head boy's room, currently occupied by no other than the Slytherin Prince himself, Draco Malfoy. It was the eve of the Death Eaters' attack and the Students of Slytherin had been order by the Dark Lord, care of their parents, to lock themselves away from the fighting. For what purpose, they did not know. The common room was too crowed for the 7th year students so they had opted to go to the head dorms. Well… it was really the head boy dorm as the head girl, Hermione mudblood Granger, was never there. The group included Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, Vincent Crabb, Gregory Goyle, Theodore Nott, Millicent Bulstrode, Marcus Flint (who had failed), Terrance Higgs, Miles Bletchley and Sarah Moon.
Since they had nothing to do, they had all taken to talking about the oddities of the other students. They had just finished talking about potter and Weasley when Blaise mentioned a topic that would change their lives forever.
"Hey, do you ever wonder why the Gryffindor girls are all ugly or plain?"
"What do you mean?" asked Crabb, who was by far the densest of the group.
"I know what you mean. Patil used to be pretty hot but after 4th year she started to turn well…" trailed off Theo.
"You guys have way too much time on your hands." Declared Pansy.
"No, I agree," stated Draco "Granger has got to be one of the smartest witches in Hogwarts and she still hasn't manage tame her hair."
"You know now that you mention it, I can't remember any pretty Gryffindors," commented Marcus. Before anyone could say any thing else on the subject, they heard a bunch of yelling, the door to the common room opening (they were all in Draco's room) and more yelling.
They all put on a spell to make themselves invisible to everyone except those who were from Slytherin. They than quietly slinked down the stairs into the common room, where they found 5 trunks. Next came Potter carrying a bound and gagged Granger, followed by Weasley dragging Weaslette, Thomas dragging Brown, Finnigan holding Patil and the Weasley twins dragging what looked like Angelina Johnson. Most of the girls were able to walk however; Granger was being carried as if she were a sack of potatoes. The moment Granger was put on the floor; she kneed Potter in the family jewels to show her displeasure at being hauled around like luggage. As Potter collapsed, one of the Weasley twins came up behind and lifted her off the floor, with her legs in front of her so she couldn't do any more damage. Her then lead her over to Johnson who was being just as much of a fuss. Soon, the twin had managed to tie the girls' arms together and seat the on the floor, back to back. The same was soon being done to Brown and Patil. While this was being done, Weasley was trying to help Potter to stand while leaving Weaslette alone. Ginny got her bounds undone, and bolted for the door. Before she could get out, she was stunned by Potter, who than dragged her over to the others, but didn't bother to tie her up, the boys than gathered in front of the girls.
"Now that we are sure that you won't be doing anything stupid, we can leave you alone. And by the way, we are going to lock the doors so they can only be opened by the outside and a password." Announced Potter, before he and the rest of the boys, left. The people in the common room could than hear several spells being said. The Slytherins were all shock as to what had transpired.
Within moments of the boys leaving, Granger slipped her gage off.
"Angelina?"
"Ya."
"Are you okay?"
"I'm fine. By the way, nice kick."
"Thanks. Those bastards locked our wands away in our trunks so it would probably be easiest to wake up Ginny using water."
"Alright, shall we go to the kitchen?"
Hermione nodded her head, than leaning against Angelina, they both pulled themselves up and walked sideways towards the kitchen. When they got to the kitchen, they walked up to the cabinets and opened them with their mouths. When Hermione found the glass, she grabbed a plastic one with her mouth, than dropped it onto the floor. The two girls than dropped to their knees and picked the glass up walked over to the sink and some how managed to fill it with water. Than, the girls carried it over to Ginny with their hands still bound.
Before they knew it, Ginny had been awaken by a glass of cold water. Ginny wasn't even fazed by the cold water. She merely took a knife out from inside her sleeve and cut Hermione and Angelina free, than moved to cut Lavender and Parvati free, while Hermione and Angelina got their wands from their trucks. The Slytherins were all amazed that the girls just acted as if this happened all the time, but they had no way of knowing that they had done that many times.
The Slytherins all looked at each other, than nodded and took the invisibility spell off. The girls were so absorbed by what they were doing, Hermione, Ginny and Angelina going through several books and Lavender and Parvati trying different ways to open the door.
"Have you guys found anything yet?" asked Lavender.
"No, they went and changed the spell on us." replied Hermione.
"Hey! I've got it. All we have to say is….." Ginny trailed off. The girls all looked at Ginny and saw her looking up, and so they all turned around to see what she was looking at. They found 11 Slytherins staring down on them. The girls looked at their enemies, and then each other screamed and started to run up the stairs leading to the head girl room. The only problem was that there an open hallway that connected the two rooms. The three Slytherin girls watched as their friend started trying to subdue the Gryffindor girls.
When Angelina started crying out as if in pain, and Flint, who had been trying to stop her backed away, unsure what he did. Malfoy, who still had a good hold on Hermione, was dragged over to see what had happened.
"What the hell is your problem Flint!" she screamed as she comforted her friend. All of the other girls had come over as well. What none of the Slytherins noticed was that they were very close to the Head girl dorm.
"He didn't do anything! What are you doing in this room Granger?" Malfoy yelled angrily.
"I happened to live here," she retorted before she kicked him in the shin and bolted to the Head girl dorm. Hermione, being the last one to run inside, put as many locking charms on the door before she and the rest of the girls started looking for a place to hide.
Well……….that's the end of chapter 1.
I hope you like it. If you have any ideas, please tell me them.
By the way, there will be lots of humor and possibly so angst later on in the story. I'll add more pairings in the next chapter and I'll describe the common room and head dorms. TTFN
Lady-Goddess Lexie