Dear Wanker

by Where're Teh Twinkies

When England loses his temper, he does what anyone else would - writes an insulting letter to someone whether he likes them or not, because it's not his fault there are so many bloody wankers in the world to day, and you are one of them.

1. Warnings

Dear Wankers,

So, you're reading this, are you? Bloody hell, I just returned from bloody Rome, and already you bloody wankers want to invade my privacy!

Well then, if it's a spectacle you want, I suppose it's a spectacle you're going to get. Damn it all to hell.

Well, then, I suppose I should warn you that when I'm angry, I get angry, and I probably cuss more than I should. When I'm drunk, I'm worse. Just warning you ahead of time.

(Maybe now you bloody gits won't read this bloody blog now.)

Well, enjoy, you damned wankers.

Arthur Kirkland