Author's Note: I do not own Fairy Tail.
Gray sat back in his chair at the fairy tail bar, relaxing while he had the chance. Why? Well the reason only seems clear. He's a part of the most magical and powerful guild, fairy tail. Not to mention he's starred in tons of sorcerer weekly magazines, sporting loose shorts and shirtless skin. Hell, it even pisses off Lucy having her just think of the number of times he was photographed. Have you gotten the answer? Girls. Fucking girls. They're fucking EVERYWHERE. The mall, restaurants, movies, train, even at his house. Well yeah, sure, almost half of the population are girls, but they FOLLOW HIM. It's enough with that Juvia creep fricking stalking him, but now he's starting think that the mob is worse.
"What's on your mind?" The ever-cheerful Mirajane asked, while cleaning a tub of beer mugs.
"Oh, same old. I'm afraid I'll get swallowed alive by that crowd."
"Juvia can help with that!" A new voice appeared, and he glanced behind him to see Juvia leaning on Gray's chair right in front of him, her cleavage basically right in front of his face.
"No thanks Juv—MMPH!" He shrieked as Juvia leaned closer, causing her massive chest to swallow him. As he jerked away from Juvia's cleavage, his chair tipped, making poor Gray fly out of his chair. The last thing Juvia heard from Gray that day was a cry of agony as he slammed to the wooden floor knocking the ice mage out cold (excuse the pun).
"Did Juvia do something wrong?" Juvia looked questionably at the other guild members.
"Yeah, dumbass. You shoved something in his face that he didn't want." Cana grumbled half-heartedly.
Juvia started to cry, "Juvia hurt Gray-Sama?"
"Well, yes and no." answered Lucy.
That was it. Juvia had heard enough. She burst into tears, flooding the guild hall.
"Oh I'm all fired up now!" and that truly was the last thing a poor wooden table heard.
Okay, so this probably seems like very crude writing at this point, but I promise you, the stories get longer and better after this! Don't be deterred by my shitty writing when I was younger!
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With love (not really I don't even know you wtf), Striker1298