When life gives you lemons, make Star blow them up!
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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The chairman looked around the room. "Right...so I gotta call...the Morrisons are quitting the exchange program."
Everyone in the room groaned. No one could REALLY judge them for quitting...but it didn't make it any less irksome that they had to deal with HIM again.
The chairman sighed. "Despite knowing how stupid the question is- I'm required by law to ask...dose anyone here want to take him in?"
The board members laughed.
The chairman sighed. "Well...someone needs to take him in! Were obligated by the messed up laws of our stupid government to find this kid a home!"
One of the board members coughed. "Uh...sir? I was looking through these papers...turns out there's one more family we could send him to...
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Cave Johnson took a deep breath. "Okay Cave...this is the sixth family you've been put in with this month...you gotta make a good impression on them!...oh! I know! I'll show them my mutant man-eating spider collection! That'll WOW them!"
He lifts up a picture of his girlfriend and kisses it for luck.
The taxi driver gives the boy in his car a weird look as he kisses a picture of the moon. But shrugs it off as he drives into the Diaz family drive-way.
Meanwhile; Marco was being introduced to Star Butterfly...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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