Lucina's Log, January 14
It's been all right here at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion. Master Hand has made it so that things would be a bit calmer for me to be accustomed to this place, but from what I seen, it's crazy. I'm not the only princess here, so it should be quite easy for me to fit in... I just hope that I don't cause too many problems for anyone. I heard that clones and similar characters are often looked down here...
Lucina walked through the giant living room, to see all of the Smashers present. Fire Emblem's Roy, the Ice Climbers, Ivysaur, and Squirtle were all beating up Princess Rosalina and her Lumas, the Pokemon Trainer cheering them on, while the Koopalings were similarly beating up Diddy Kong. Pichu was eating her cheesecake in the corner, while Kirby was being electrocuted by Pikachu, who was pissed that the pink puffball ate up all the sweets, with Jigglypuff trying to catch everyone's attention by singing. As expected, Princess Peach Toadstool and Lady Palutena were farting their big butts off, giggling innocently as they used their deep pitched brassy farts to communicate with each other, with Princess Zelda pinching her nose and waving the air frantically with her right hand as she was sitting near them on the giant red couch.
"Things certainly aren't normal here." Lucina stated as she watched Bowser Junior zipping around in his Junior Klown Kar, while King Bowser Koopa was firing several bullet bills and giant red fireballs at Mario and Luigi in his own floating Koopa Klown Kar.
Link, Marth, and Ike were all fighting each other using their swordplay, with Meta Knight and Lucario doing some meditating, Greninja sneaking amongst the floor as Charizard was breathing red fire into the fireplace to make it hotter. Mewtwo was trying to read a book as Sonic The Hedgehog zipped around the place, laughing as Shadow The Hedgehog and Silver The Hedgehog followed him, all three hedgehogs being in a race. Young Link and Toon Link were using their instruments to conduct music, with the Animal Crossing Villagers netting each other with their bug nets, while Ness and Lucas were playing ping pong tennis with each other. Wario and Waluigi were causing mayhem in the background, while Fox McCloud was having an intense match with Wolf O' Donnell. Falco Lombardi was drinking some Diet Dr. Thunder as Captain Falcon and Shulk were having a meme shouting contest, with Samus Aran in her armor blasting the red and white targets while Zero Suit Samus was jumping on the platforms, with Shiek chucking various needles at one of the white Sandbags. Yoshi was watching NintendoCapriSun, you know IN THE BATHROOM, while Donkey Kong was jamming to the Donkey Kong Rap from Donkey Kong 64 with Pac-Man and the Mii Fighters. Mega Man was helping R.O.B. place several metal mechanics around the living room, with Dr. Mario taking several odd potions into his lab, Little Mac jogging up and down the stairs as King DeDeDe was chucking junk food into his mouth, gobbling it up. Dark Pit was sulking in the corner, with Crazy Hand creating various magic effects, and the Duck Hunt duo trying to sniff out Solid Snake, who was hiding away in his cardboard box, with Ganondorf cracking his fists as he was waiting for an opportunity to attack Link or Zelda.
Yep, Lucina knew that being at this mansion was anything but regular. It was SMASHING, for sure.