LampPostInWinter here, just wanting to say my lovely little sister and I are writting this story for kicks! I admit I have a small case of lady wood for mister Malfoy; I also think it is starting to lead to a small (okay BIG) obsession with his hair! It just looks so soft and I want to touch it! But I digress Megan and I will be switching off on chapters... so here you go!

Ps. We are not JKR, we just nerdgasim over the men she has written about.

"Fay Fay!" I heard that dreadful nickname shouted from across the platform. There was no mistaking that voice, it was none other than Gus, my former Ravenclaw housemate. Former, being the key word, as he was two years my senior.

"What are you doing here? Couldn't get enough of my charming smile, long flowing locks, or are you a pedo and can only get your rocks off on first years?" I fired questions, when he made his way to me.

He grinned at me, fixing my blue and yellow tie, "Fay Fay thats no way to talk to your new potions master!" He laughed.

"They would never hire a pervert like you!" I scoffed. He just laughed and walked off towards the other proffessors. I sighed and walked in the direction of Tonks who was giving my younger brother Steven a pep talk about his first year.

Tonks looked up as i approached, "AmandaFay! Have you seen your sister? She wondered off not too long after we got here!" She looked a tad vexed.

"She is probably off snogging Fred in a dark cornor somewhere." I stated deadpan.

As if conjered the subject of conversation pops upbehind me, grin on her face and a small redish purple smuge on her neck. "You know I would never do such a thing! I am not a loose woman like you AmandaFay!" She said, slapping me on the vack of my head.

I glared at her over my glasses, "I am not loose! That whole story about Draco and I hooking up sixth year isn't true!" I yelled, "All we did was get locked in a closet! It only sounds bad because my hair got caught on his belt when I went to tie my shoe!" I huffed and stalked away when Megan and Tonk burst into fits of laughter.

I didn't see Megan again until we were on the train. She walked in my compartment with a put out look on her face.

"Another first year thought I was you!" She huffed, "Do they really not see that I'm a Slytherin and you are a know-it-all Ravenclaw?" she asked, as if I would giver her an answer, "First years make me want to throat punch babies!" she exclamed, throwing her hands up and stompoming to the compartment across from mine.

I pulled out my muggled romance novel and started to read. I didnt realize how engrossed in the story i was, intil I heard s loud bang and my compartment door open and slam shut. my head snapped up at full alert when a very tall, white-blonde haired, boy sat across from me.

"Stupid first years and not knowing the differnce between a ravenclaw and a slythern." i mummbled to myself. I looked up when i heard my compartment door open.

"Hello, Megan." My best friend Luna Lovegood greeted. I jumped up and gave her a big hug.

"Luna!" we sat down and talked about our summer. I was just telling her about that stupid first year mistaking me for that whore of a sister when the door opened again. we stopped talking and saw the twins, fred and george walk in.

Fred came over and sat next to me. one thing i didnt expect was him grabing my waist and pulling me into his lap. everyone started to laugh at the high squeak that came out of my mouth.

"Not funny." I grummbled. A blond walked by and looked at out conpartment and raised his eyebrow. i raised mine at him in question nad he turned and looked at Amanda's conpartment. he looked back and with an amused look on his face. he made a jesture that i didnt like, so i took my replica of the TARDIS and threw it at the door. He grinned and walked into her conpartment. I'll ask her about it later.

We arrived at school and I lost Amanda in the crowed. Fred had to go and do something i wasnt listening, I was too preocupied wit hthe promise of the feast to come.

When everyone got settled in, the first years were sorted. when it was stevens turn I was on the edge of my seat. Across the room I saw Amanda looking nervous. To be honast I was too. I dont want him to be sorted into Slytheran, I know that. Maybe thats why she looks worried.

My friend Blaise elbowed me and pointed. I missed what the sorting hat said, but he walked to the Hufflepuff table. Well he cant get in trouble in that house.

A/N: This is the first chapter in this weird story. This is nekochick93. next chapter is my lovely sisters chapter! These were origanally supposed to be two separate chapters but mine was too short so I decided to put them togerther! Hope you enjoyed this... Reviews make us not want to crawl in a hole and die... Sooooo leave some lovin'!