The Broflovski family had been preparing to go to Disney World for several years. Originally it was to take their five year old son Kyle but once Ike was adopted the trip had been pushed a few years forward.

Kyle was now eight years old and Ike was three.

The Broflovski's family friends the Marshes, McCormicks, & Cartmans would be joining them. Kyle was best friends with all of their sons who were all his age their names were Stan, Kenny, & Eric but they called Eric "Cartman" instead.

"KYLE! KYLE! WAKE UP BUBBY!" Sheila Broflovski called to her son the morning they were leaving.

Kyle rubbed his eyes and got out of bed. He picked up his green hat that sat on his drawer next to his bed. Ike jumped into Kyle's room screaming "YES! YES! YES!"

Kyle tried his best to ignore his brother knowing he was just excited to go to Disney World. Although usually Ike wasn't your typical three year old there was a knock at the door and Kyle heard his mother's voice welcoming the Marshes in.

"Where's Kyle?" Stan asked

"Upstairs" Sheila answered and Stan raced up the stairs.

"Stan are you excited" Ike screamed

"No I'm gay" Stan said and Kyle laughed

"Finally a normal person around here" he said

"I know this is going to be one motherfucking boring vacation" Stan said

"Probably not once Kenny gets here" Kyle said

"Yeah although Cartman will probably be an asshole the whole time." Stan said

"Cartman is always an asshole Stan" Kyle said

"I know" Stan said and there was another knock at the door.

"Oh hello, Sheila" Mrs. McCormick said in her southern accent.

"Where's Stan and Kyle" Kenny asked but no one understood what he was saying since he was wearing his parka over his face. Kenny just went upstairs where they usually were.

"Hey guys" Kenny said

"Finally our bitch is here" Stan said and Kenny laughed.

"Who's ready for fatass to get here?" Kyle said and the three boys all looked at each other just as they heard Cartman whining in the driveway.

The airport shuttle was right behind their car.

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Cartman whined which he usually did when his mom didn't give him what he wanted.

"Looks like we spoke too soon" Stan said

"Let's go!" Ike shouted in Kyle's ear and hit him over the head with his book. Kyle groaned. This was going to be a very long vacation.