Hey guys! It's Mec. This is my first fanfic and I kind of made it up when I was thinking about how many Headcanons I have of Tweek and Craig and I wanted to write them into a story. So ya, I hope you like my story. I am sorry if the first chapter is pretty short but it felt like a good place to stop. Please review and comment and follow and all that good stuff. Since it is summer I will try to do as many chapters as I can before school starts, so keep up to date with the chapters and stuff! Enjoy!

Chapter 1 - Tweek's got a boner?!

Tweek Tweak was never a calm person. Ever since he was a baby he has always been a big ball of jumpy, out of control nerves. When he entered middle school, his paranoia was at its worst. With puberty and the sudden acts of affection happening around him he thought that he might be stuck in some kind of matrix type world and that the government was trying to take over his mind and use it for experimenting on.

Every corner he turned he would find his classmates sandwiched up against one another, either sucking each others souls or biting each others faces off. It was the most disgusting thing he had ever seen and he didn't understand why they thought it so appealing.

That was also about the time that the kids around him started asking each other weird intimate questions like "do you masterbate?" or "what is your sexuality?" or "do you think my dick would fit in that bitch over there?" and many other things that Tweek thought were ridiculous.

He never thought about love and stuff and when people asked him if he was gay or straight he would say that he didn't know or that he didn't care.

That is, until his first year of high school when he got his first crush.

"Hey, Tweek. dude." Clyde shook Tweek's shoulder.

"AAAAAH! NO! I DON'T LIKE HIM!" He shouted, shooting up in his seat, startled from his disrupt in sleep.

Everyone still lingering in their math class after the bell looked at him with surprised faces. A couple desks away Stan and Kyle were sharing a desk, Kyle on Stan's lap and doing homework. They stopped abruptly after hearing Tweek scream and looked up.

"Who don't you like Tweek?" Asked Kyle, shifting in Stan's lap to face Tweek and Clyde.

"Ya, what was that all about Tweek? I thought you thought dating and kissing was gross." Added Clyde, now sitting atop the desk next to Tweek's.

"Ah! I-I do! NGH! I don't like anyone!" Retorted Tweek

"But you just said something about someone, and a guy at that" said Stan

"Ah Jesus! I-I can't tell you!"

"Come on Tweek" whined Clyde

"NGRR! NO!"

"Tweek, we won't push you to tell us but if Cartman hears about this he will be relentless in finding out who it is. If you tell us we can make sure he doesn't find out." Said Stan

"Yaaaaaa, we won't teeell..." Moaned Clyde, starting to slump his head onto Tweek's desk looking very similar to a wilted, shriveled up flower.

Tweek stared at the three of them then looked around the rest of the room. No one was there. Everyone was already headed home and the teacher had slipped out to make some copies of tomorrow's homework. He sighed, lowered his head and mumbled something almost inaudible to his desk.

"What was that?" Said Kyle, dramatically leaning in closer to add more emphasis.

"Ilikecraig..." Tweek said a little louder.

"We stiiiiill can't quite hear you Tweek." Added Stan, copying Kyles previous motion but placing a hand behind his ear.

"I LIKE CRAIG FOR CHRISTS SAKE! NGRRR! Tweek finally burst out clutching his hair and even pulling a few chunks out.

Everyone in the room was silent and they were all staring wide eyed and open mouthed at him still trying to register what the words that came out of his mouth ment. Before anyone could say anything Tweek continued his little outburst.

"I've even had multiple erections RGH because of him! FUCK! NGH! THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE! I don't know what to do! AAH!" He continued to pull out strands of his light blond hair as he started to shake even harder, vibrating his entire desk.

After a long two minute pause Kyle finally piped up.

"Holly shit dude. That...actually makes sense." He said

"Ngh! What do you mean?" Asked Tweek, still vibrating beyond stopping.

"I mean, just think about it..." He adjusted himself once again on Stan's lap into a more serious position. "You're the antisocial jitterbug that doesn't like people and Craig is the antisocial ROCK that doesn't like people. He is also the only person that can calm your jitters."

Tweek stared at him in silence taking in the logic in Kyle's Jitterbug vs Rock theory when suddenly his desk gave way from the shaking and he fell to the floor moving uncontrollably foam starting to gather at the side of his mouth.

"AH! NO! Not again!" Tweek shouted, trying to keep his legs from banging against the ground by holding them down..

Uh oh! This isn't good! We need to find Craig, NOW! " shouted Clyde

"Why?!" Kyle and Stan asked in unison, scurrying out of their seat to rush up to Tweek to try to keep his head from knocking against the hard floor.

"Tweek must have gotten way too stressed by this conversation. We need to get him to Craig. He's the only one that can calm him down. If he doesn't soon then Tweek might have a black out!" Clyde lifted Tweek up bridal style and ran out of the classroom, Kyle and Stan following. They ran through the halls asking wandering classmates if they have seen Craig. After running throughout the entire school they burst out the front doors. They saw Craig and Token waiting at the tree right in front of the high school gates.

As soon as Craig saw them dash out he saw Tweek and started to run toward them as well, seeming to know what was going on.

When they met each other Craig immediately took Tweek from Clyde's arms and, to Stan and Kyle's surprise, he stopped shaking almost immediately. Craig cradled Tweek like a baby. Hugging him tight and rocking him while Tweek clutched Craig's shirt and buried his face into his neck crying.

As Craig continued to rock Tweek he whispered comforting words into his ear and kissed the top of his head. Both things Kyle and Stab never thought Craig would ever do in his life.

Letting Tweek cry into his shoulder, Craig looked up to the three of them and, using the same monotone uncaring voice he usually used, asked "What happened that made him get all worked up?" He stared at each of them with blank eyes "He can't handle keeping secrets, so I suggest you tell me what he said so that he doesn't have to."

The three of them looked at each other and silently agreed. "Might as well tell him" muttered Kyle.

They turned to Craig and looked him straight in the eye.

"Tweek has a major boner for you dude." Stan said

Kyle and Clyde nodded in agreement and were surprised to see traces of shock and embarrassment in Craig's features. He almost dropped Tweek and his entire face went red despite his quiet calm expression.

"Wow, dude. What's up with the reaction? I thought you would just be a little surprised, not turn into a tomato." Said Clyde

"I do too" replied Craig

"Excuse me?" Asked Kyle, as if he Hadn't heard correctly.

"I have a major boner for him too." Craig said

Everyone stared at Craig, mouths agape as Token finally ran up.

"Hey guys, what's going on?" He asked

"We'll tell you about it later" replied Clyde, still staring at Craig in confusion. "It might take a while."