Kyo Goes to Anger Management
by: Ai Mori
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket or anger management.
Ai: Roses are red, violets are blue, me no own, you no sue. If this story is not all up to date with Fruits Baskets then...I DONT CARE ITS MY STORY SO BLAHH TO YOU. and if you don't like it then buzz off. thank you!
Part 1
Kyo and Yuki were in detention for fighting in the hallway.
(Yuki's thoughts)
Stupid cat, always getting me in trouble. He'll never beat me! Especially with my amazing girlish powers! (Flips hair)
(End Yuki's thoughts)
Kyo was writing "Damn rat" on his book a million times. Just then Shigure came in. (A/N: Because the teacher wanted someone to come and get them) So Shigure talks to the teacher yadda yadda and now there walking home.
"LETS FINISH THIS!" said Kyo.
"Stupid cat..."
Kyo charged at Yuki, but Yuki punched him and sent him flying (A/N: If it was MY world I'd have them both collide and blow up into a million pieces YAY total annilation BOOM!)
"Grr...I'll get you tomorrow!" Kyo said
"Yeah, Yeah keep dreaming" (A/N: I could beat em both up SHEESH!...I bet your tired of me WELL I DONT CARE )
Back at their house it was dinner time and Kyo was giving Yuki death glares.
(Yuki's thoughts)
Oh I am a girly boy, a girly boy a girly boy! Yay!
(End Yuki's thoughts)
It was a long day. Kyo went up to his room. He put his head on his pillow but it felt wierd so he picked it up and leeks fell out.
"I HATE LEEKS" he screamed. Tohru was laughing on the other side of the door. Kyo came out with red eyes and his voice was all demonic. "Kill..."
"AH!" she screamed "Call the police!"
There was a VERY conveniently parked police car near their house so they rushed in and put a straight jacket (That they just happened to have) on Kyo. They took Kyo to a room that was all white with no windows and just the door he came through. He could hear voices from the other room.
"So...you put leeks in his pillow?" some guy named Bob said.
"Yes, he hates leeks!" Tohru said.
"HAHAHA WHAT A BABY!"
"I'm NOT a baby" Kyo screamed.
"He's got a bad temper. What should we do with him?" said Bob.
"Well he didn't do anything. So put him in...anger managment." said some guy named Bill.
"WHAT?" said Kyo.
Next Day
They took Kyo to a building that had happy faces on the walls and was pink. Yuki and Tohru was there too since they were causes of his madness.
(Another Yuki's thoughts)
Oh! It's so pretty, this is heaven!
(End Another Yuki's thoughts)
"Happy, happy happy! Welcome Kyo!" said a wierd lady in all pink who wouldn't stop smiling.
(ANOTHER Yuki's thoughts)
Happy, Happy Happy! Yay! I love pink!
(End ANOTHER Yuki's thoughts)
'Why is Yuki smiling...' thought Tohru. Yuki starts skipping around. 'Is he gay or something?'
'Oh boy, girly man's skipping. This day just keeps getting better and better' Kyo thought.
So Kyo, Yuki and Tohru went into a room with a bunch of other people. The lady came in and said "Ok everybody! State your name and problem..starting with you!" She points to some random man.
"My name is Fred and I am so mad because people who need therapy are so DARN annoying! Just get it through there heads-THERE FREAKS!" (A/N: OK I have nothing against people who need therapy...but this has ties to another one of the chapters I didn't write it yet though. So dont think I'm mean please)
"Well...ummm...OK! Next" she said and pointed to Kyo.
"My name is Kyo and I live with phycopathic idiots"
Everyone said there problems and Kyo stepped into a different room with a man. "Kyo your treatment starts tomorrow!"
Next chapter- Kyos treatment! There will also be other chapters with stories about Yuki and maybe some other characters. AND ALSO if you thought my story was immature please don't flame me.