Dear Aragorn,
I am currently in Rivendell, visiting my father. I wanted to write to see how your marriage is going with Arwen and to congratulate you on Arwen being pregnant (Bet you wish it's a boy to be Aragorn junior!). I have also decided to write as I was in the market the other day, saw this and IMMEDIATELY thought of you. Please find inclosed a bottle of Loreal (because I'm worth it!) Shampoo and Conditioner along with a hairbrush to get your hair looking like mine. I bet Arwen will appreciate it! I'll look out for some arm-pit spray to keep your sweat at bay!
I also have some good news for you. Frodo and Sam are getting married! And of course you are invited. It is held at Rivendell (I won't have to go far!), on the 25th of May at 1 o'clock. Oh and you can bring Arwen along aswell.
Congratulations again on the Baby!
Bye for now, Your friend
Legolas
I am currently in Rivendell, visiting my father. I wanted to write to see how your marriage is going with Arwen and to congratulate you on Arwen being pregnant (Bet you wish it's a boy to be Aragorn junior!). I have also decided to write as I was in the market the other day, saw this and IMMEDIATELY thought of you. Please find inclosed a bottle of Loreal (because I'm worth it!) Shampoo and Conditioner along with a hairbrush to get your hair looking like mine. I bet Arwen will appreciate it! I'll look out for some arm-pit spray to keep your sweat at bay!
I also have some good news for you. Frodo and Sam are getting married! And of course you are invited. It is held at Rivendell (I won't have to go far!), on the 25th of May at 1 o'clock. Oh and you can bring Arwen along aswell.
Congratulations again on the Baby!
Bye for now, Your friend
Legolas