Note: I'm sorry that this is so short and weird. Its kinda what results when you put a whole chunk of homework that just screams at you to do and 3 am at night. Its kinda fucked up, Sorry!!!
"SHAWN!" Cena shrieked, his swearing constantly being cut off by bouts of coughing due to the pungent odour that was emitting out of his bag.
"Shawn…what did you do again?" Hunter rolled his eyes at the self-proclaimed sexy boy, his enormous nose twitching in suspicion.
He was bluntly ignored, choosing to screech back, Shawn's voice reverberated from the cafeteria all the way to the locker room, "You can't prove it was me cause YOU CAN'T SEE ME! Da Da Da D, eeep!"
His hand stopped waving in mid-air as Randy had grabbed him from behind. "Hey now the locker room stinks and My Cody doesn't like it", Cody was as usual faithfully at his side, his head bobbing up and down in agreement with an adorable pout gracing his features.
"Well, I had to put that stinkbomb somewhere didn't I? Only Cena and Mark were stupid enough to leave their bags open." But he was not that stupid to prank Mark, he liked being alive, Thank you very much.
Upset that his poor imitation of Cena had been interrupted, Shawn grabbed a banana from the fruit basket in front of him and shoved it in between Cody's lips, "YOU JUST GOT MOUTH FUCKED!"
Randy was about to rip The Icon from limb to limb when the Straight Edge Society naturally came out to save the day( pun intended).
"Straight Edge means I'm better than you" Punk recited, his nose wrinkling in disgust at the sight of the cigarette that was hanging off Hunter's lips.
"Oh come on, everybody knows that you're not straight, you're fucking Baldy here aren't you. I mean the male, wanna-be Britney Spears" Hunter retorted as Serena bared her teeth at him.
Luke's face went red and he hastily replied " CM Punk CAN be your saviour, by…."
Before he could finish, Shawn did the best thing he did all day.
He threw a kiwi at Gallows screaming, "YOU JUST BEEN RAPED BY PUNK!" as the hairy fruit bounced off the shiny bald head of the Straight Edge Society member.