Title: Goodbye Logan
Rating: PG
Summary: Song Parody to the Dixie Chick's Goodbye Earl
Genre: Humor/Parody
Pairings: Max/Alec
Time Frame: After Max 'dumps' Logan
Status: Standalone
Disclaimer: I don't Alec, or the Dixie Chicks. Yeah.
Author's Note: Irresistible!
Goodbye Logan
Maxie and OC were the best of friends
All through their Jam Pony Days
Both members of the Slackin' Club
Both active in a Post Pulse Way
Lookin' for a bright new land
Maxie looked all around this town
and all she found was Logan
Well it wasn't two weeks
After they started workin' that
Maxie started gettin' stalked
She changed the locks and her beeper number
But somebody must have talked
Well she finally got the nerve to cut him loose
She let Alec take it from there
But Logan walked right through X5-494
And got all up in her hair
Right away OC talked sense into her Boo
They stayed up till Midnight
She held Maxie's hand as they
Figured what to Do
And it didn't take long to decide
That Logan had to die
Goodbye Logan
We didn't touch
What skin to skin contact, Logan?
You feeling weak?
Why don't you lay down
and sleep, Logan?
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp, Logan?
Then Alec by came to beat Logan up
He searched the house
High and low
Then he tipped his hat
And said "Thank You ladies
If you hear from him let us know"
Well the weeks went by and
The peace talks prospered
And Terminal City didn't fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed at all
Max and Alec worked stuff out
And now there's no doubt
In Terminal City
That they'll work it out
Max doesn't pout
And they don't
lose any sleep at night 'cause
Logan had to die
Goodbye Logan
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake, Logan
We'll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk Logan
Well is that all right
Good, Let's go for a ride, Logan
Hey!
Well, Hey hey hey!
Author's Follow-up: XD That was fun.