Bonjour, mes amis! Stephanie (La-Garce-Fille) here. Kay, this is one of our fun shorts entitled: "Personal Questions". Today's personal question is……Hatake Kakashi!

Kay, here's how this whole question thingy works. This is a collection of shorts about random questions that our characters, Marnie Andrews (Mine), Jean Forest (Kerby's), and Fly La-Cove (Michelle's), ask. They're hanging out with Naruto characters, and asking…….well, personal questions.

Warning: VERY SUGGESTIVE AND KINDA WRONG! We weren't exactly sure if it was a T or an M, so we're going for the T. But, as to not get our asses busted, we gave you the warning. If you didn't read it, that is so not our problm. Also, lots of Kakashi embarrassment! You have been warned…….

So, enjoy the story. Oh, and the disclaimer…….

Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto. We wish we did, but we don't. And that sucks beyond all friggin belief………. (BTB, this applies to all the chappies. )

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Personal Questions/Kakashi

It was 12:05 am.

26-year-old Hatake Kakashi and 15-year-olds Marnie Andrews, Jean Forest, and Fly La-Cove were sitting at a table eating oreos. Why oreos? Because it was Jean's idea…. So, anyway, the room was quiet. A little too quiet for a blonde heiress's taste…..

"Hey, Kashi-kun?"

Kakashi looked up from his oreos and milk, along with Jean and Fly. "Yes, Marnie?"

"What are you in the bedroom?"

Milk almost shot out of his nose. "WHAT!"

Jean and Fly never laughed so hard in their lives……

"What are you in the bedroom?"

"What the hell are you talking about!"

"Ya know, are ya a screamer? Do you like to be dominated or the dominating one? Are you a bondage man? Hell, are ya even good?"

"Marnie, are you high?"

"……..No…….Why? It's a simple question………."

"Yes," he replied closing his one visible eye. "But it's a very…..personal question."

"Oh. So you have sex with the lights off. I see…"

"Marn! What the hell?" Fly yelled through laughs. Jean couldn't speak……

"What!"

"Marn, why are you asking? Shouldn't Kakashi's sex life be his own business!" Jean asked. She could talk now! Yay!

"It should!" Kakashi exclaimed, turning slightly red.

"I don't understand what the big deal is. I mean, all of us are like family. So, it shouldn't be such a big deal if we talk about Kakashi's sex life. Hell, it might be interesting. You guys ever think of that?"

"NO!" Jean and Fly answered in unison. Kakashi was a very deep crimson by this point…….

"Besides, I don't know why he's even getting embarrassed by all of this. Kakashi's like the biggest pervert I know! If anything, he should be proud of his exploits!"

"Well...that's not technically...um..." Kakashi trailed off.

The room went silent again. Then, the uncomfortable silence was broken by,

"So…..you never answered my question, Kakashi."

"I……I mean… I….." Kakashi stuttered.

Marnie looked to Jean and Fly, then started laughing. "I brought the great Hatake Kakashi, the Sharingan warrior, to his knees…….in a metaphorical sense!"

Kakashi turned crimson again.

Jean and Fly hung their heads, and went back to eating their oreos.

"What about gel?"

"What?" the still-red Kakashi asked, with an exasperated sigh.

"What about warming gel? Do you like to use it?"

If it was possible, Kakashi turned even more red.

"MARNIE!" Jean and Fly screamed, turning red with anger and not embarrassment, unlike Kakashi.

"Yes?" Marnie wore a smug look.

Kakashi took the opportunity of the girls' arguing and quickly pulled his mask down to shove oreos in his mouth as an excuse not to talk, then pulled it back up just as quick. His face was still red as hell.

"Marn, maybe you should stop. I think he's going to lose all of his blood if it keeps going to his face…" Jean said, growing a little concerned for Kakashi's sake.

"If he'll just answer me, maybe I'll stop."

Kakashi sighed deeply. He swallowed the cookies, and finally looked Marnie in the face.

"Were they good, Kashi-kun?" Fly asked.

He smiled under his mask. "Yep. Sure were. A little dry though..."

Marnie didn't say anything. She waited patiently for Kakashi to come to her.

"No, sort of, yes, kinda, and I've been told I am."

"Huh?" Fly and Jean asked, bewildered.

"The answers to Marnie's questions," he answered, turning red again. "No, sort of, yes, kinda, and I've been told I am."

Marnie face wore a look of amusement, while Jean and Fly were shocked beyond all belief. Kakashi actually answered! It was friggin amazing……..

"And what about the gel?"

Kakashi sighed again. "Occasionally."

"I see. Pret-ty interesting, Kashi-kun."

"Yeah, whatever." Kakashi had an idea. "And what about you, Marnie?"

Marnie smiled, picked up an oreo, and replied, "Another night, hun. Another night." Then put said cookie in her mouth.

Fin

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So, there you have it. The first personal question. Finis, bien sûr, par moi. So, read and review and let us know what ya think. Next victim, I mean questionee: the one and only, Uchiha Itachi!

Lots of Luff! -LGF (Steph)