Patrick: A horror story
Patrick decided to go to the krusty krab to order a krabby patty. seems empty
he thought as he went in to place his order. Now patrick had a ravenous appetite that seemed to spell doom to every restaurant in town. Upstarts
were run into the ground whilst trying to sate his unending gluttonous urges. It was never enough, But Eugene Krabs had a plan. "This one is on
us!" he said, procuring a specially made patty that was dripping with cheese, onions, mustard, relish, ketchup and stacked with not one, but four
patties. Patrick began drooling all over the floor and lunged for the patty.
Taking a massive bite, he chowed down on his prize, but felt a gurgling in his stomach. "Can i use your restroom?" he asked. Mr krabs flashed a
slasher smile and gave him the keys. Patrick didn't ask any questions, but ran for the toilet and for the next five hours, screamed bloody murder
as he pooped out a boulder. Crawling out of the stall, he weakly turned towards Eugene and asked what was in it.
"Oh just the usual ingredients, plus low fat mayo, low fat mustard, a dash of hot sauce and chocolate superlax. Didn't kill you as expected, but
that can be remedied" Eugene then chained patrick to a chair and had him eat fifty six more patties. He died mid shit.