Skulduggery Pleasant: Moments in the Life of a Dead Man

by Here Be Monsters

Just what it says on the tin. Those little moments in Skulduggery Pleasant's life which come and go in a second, but are still important enough to remember, at least for a little while. *Set throughout the series. Some were written before Dark Days came out, and may seem a little outdated. No Kingdom of the Wicked Spoilers!*

1. Burger Break

Pre-Dark Days. Basically, a zombie-free zone.

Burger Break

Skulduggery Pleasant's head snapped up.

"He what?"

"Tanith told me this morning! Don't blame me!"

"What did she say exactly?"

"I can't remember exactly…"

"Valkyrie, this is important. What did Tanith Low say to you, Valkyrie Cain on the subject of Vaurian Scapegrace?"

"He escaped."

"Yes, what else."

"His last words in the prison were 'I'm just going to get a burger'."

"So, what does that mean to you?"

"He likes burgers?"