Alright, well, I've seen a few of these so I figured I'd give it a shot. Might help with writer's block? I dunno. But *shrugs*. Might take a bit for things to pick up in the funny category, but I'm trying.
[Winston] created [Overwatch Communication Channel].
[Winston] added [Soldier 76] to the chat.
[Soldier 76] has entered [Overwatch Communication Channel].
76: Are you sure this is a good idea, Winston?
WINSTON: It's been years, it's about time we remake our old means of communication. Unfortunately after Talon's attack on my lab, Athena was unable to recover many of the original channels.
76: I really hope you know what you're doing.
[Winston] added [Lena Oxton], [Fareeha Amari], [Hana Song], and twenty-three others.
[Lena Oxton] has entered [Overwatch Communication Channel].
[Lena Oxton] changed their name to [Tracer].
TRACER: Winston! Trying to recreate our old chats?
WINSTON: That's the idea.
[Ana Amari] has entered [Overwatch Communication Channel].
ANA: Do you not recall what happened last time we had these channels, Winston?
WINSTON: I'm hoping we've all matured since that time.
[Genji Shimada] has entered [Overwatch Communication Channel].
GENJI: What in the fresh hell is this
TRACER: It's already starting.
WINSTON: Genji, please. This is for professional uses only.
GENJI: Good luck with that
[Angela Ziegler] has entered [Overwatch Communication Channel].
[Angela Ziegler] changed their name to [Mercy].
MERCY: Please, not again.
GENJI: See Angela knows whats up
MERCY: Winston, I beg you. Do not revive these chats.
WINSTON: I hardly think it will be as bad as you think. Genji has been the only one so far to display an unprofessional attitude.
[Jesse McCree] has entered [Overwatch Communication Channel].
MCCREE: What the fuck
GENJI: You were saying?
TRACER: I can hear Winston facepalming from the other side of the base.
MCCREE: I thought we were past these things
WINSTON: All I wanted was to make talking to each other a little easier.
TRACER: That was asking for too much mate.
76: I tried to tell him.
[Jamison Fawkes] has entered [Overwatch Communication Channel].
[Mako Rutledge] has entered [Overwatch Communication Channel].
[Jamison Fawkes] changed their name to [Junkrat].
[Junkrat] changed [Mako Rutledge]'s name to [Roadhog].
JUNKRAT: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
MERCY: Nothing. Winston, please. Before this gets out of hand.
TRACER: Little late for that isn't it?
[Roadhog] has disconnected.
MCCREE: Didn't expect him to talk anyway
[Reinhardt Wilhelm] has entered [Overwatch Communication Channel].
REINHARDT: WINSTON MY FRIEND
WINSTON: Hello, Rein. Glad you could join us.
REINHARDT: I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW I'VE MISSED OUR CHATS
WINSTON: Could you disable capslock by any chance?
ANA: I don't believe that will be possible.
WINSTON: Why not?
ANA: You should see him trying to press one button at a time.
REINHARDT: THE BUTTONS ARE SMALLER THAN I REMEMBER
WINSTON: ...I'll work on designing a bigger communicator for you, Rein.
REINHARDT: THANK YOU
[Hana Song] has entered [Overwatch Communication Channel].
[Hana Song] changed their name to [DVa].
DVA: OH OH LENA TOLD ME ABOUT THE CHATS YOU GUYS USED TO HAVE
DVA: WHAT UP BITCH BOIS
MERCY: Hana.
WINSTON: Hana, as I stated before. Professional. Purposes. Only.
TRACER: This is about how they were when we first had them
WINSTON: We were younger then.
76: Obviously nothing's changed.
TRACER: Time does nothing. I would know.
76: Damn it, Oxton.
TRACER: OI! That's Tracer to you, Jack.
76: Jack is dead.
GENJI: About as dead as I am.
GENJI: HANZO
[Hanzo Shimada] has entered [Overwatch Communication Channel].
HANZO: And I wish you'd stayed that way.
JUNKRAT: BURN
DVA: Genji's gonna need some healing from that
[Mercy] has disconnected.
MCCREE: Damn
DVA: The disrespect
GENJI: Fuck all of you
WINSTON: I already regret everything.
[DVa] changed the chat name to [MISTAKES WERE MADE].
TRACER: Couldn't have said it better myself
[Winston] removed [DVa]'s admin permissions.
DVA: Hey!
[Tracer] granted [DVa] admin permissions.
DVA: Thanks Lena!
TRACER: No prob luv
[DVa] changed [Winston]'s name to [Killjoy].
[Killjoy] has disconnected.
MCCREE: I think that's the fastest he's ever left a chat
DVA: Scoreboard!
GENJI: The cringe it burns
JUNKRAT: Can you even burn mate
GENJI: Shut up
76: I'm surrounded by idiots.
So, that's all for the introduction for now? If you guys have any ideas for later 'chapters'/texts then let me know and I'll try to include them! Like I said, it'll take me a bit before I'm in a comfortable spot with this kind of comedy but I hope my effort don't go unnoticed. Until next time!