*A/N Hello everyone! I had to revise this just a teeny bit. Anyway, happy (belated) Valentine's day! I hope everyone got lots of love and chocolate! I didn't get any chocolate, but oh well! I got love! And I'm sharing it with you all. So here's a random, funny blah I thought of. Title should really explain it all. I've got a herd of plot bunnies that just won't leave me alone and I apologize for not updating my other fics. I hope this offers a tiny reprieve until I get back to those. So enjoy! ^_^*
How Naruto and Sasuke Decide Who's Pitcher and Who's Catcher
Naruto: Sasuke, you're a bastard for leaving me and deserting the village, but I still love you and really want you to come back.
Sasuke: I know. I've come to realize I love you too Naruto. Now that my brother is dead and I've exacted my revenge, I can return with you.
*some time later in Sasuke's house*
Naruto: *kissing Sasuke*
Sasuke: *kissing Naruto*
Naruto: *removes Sasuke's clothes* Sasuke, I want you so much right now!
Sasuke: *removes Naruto's clothes* I want to be in you so bad, Naruto!
Naruto: Huh?! Wait, who said you'll be in me? I'm getting in you!
Sasuke: *laughs* Yea right, dobe! You know I'm stronger than you, so I'll be on top.
Naruto: *scoffs* In your dreams teme! It'll be a cold day in Hell before that happens.
Sasuke: No way. Now get on the bed so I can fuck you senseless.
Naruto: You already have no senses if you think I'm gonna do that!
Sasuke: *growl* I'm top!
Naruto: *snarl* No, I am!
Sasuke: *smirk* Fine. Think you can top me? I'd like to see you try.
Naruto: *sits up and grins* My pleasure.
Sasuke: *raises eyebrow* I'm sure the pleasure's all mine.
Naruto: *glares* Teme…
Sasuke: *smirks and crosses arms over chest*
Naruto: *lunges*
Sasuke: o.O
Naruto: *tackles teme to ground* Submit!
Sasuke: Ha! That's not likely. *rolls over and pins the dobe down*
Naruto: I'll make you eat those words while I fuck you in the ass!
Sasuke: I was just about to say the same thing. *holds Naruto's hands above his head*
Naruto: Think it'll be so easy? *knees Sasuke in the stomach*
Sasuke: *doubles over holding aching abdomen*
Naruto: *crawls over and sticks finger roughly up Sasuke's rear*
Sasuke: *breath hitches*
Naruto: Like that huh? You know you want me in you, Sasuke.
Sasuke: *cock twitches* Maybe, but not today! *rolls away*
Naruto: *smirks* Today's as a good a day as any! *grabs Sasuke's foot and drags back*
Sasuke: *attempts to kick Naruto*
Naruto: *grabs foot* Just give up!
Sasuke: Unfortunately, that's never an option for me. *turns into snakes*
Naruto: Ack! *is bond by snakes*
Sasuke: *appears from behind Naruto* Well, bondage wasn't on my mind for our first time…
Naruto: *grows harder thinking about it* Damn it! *poofs away*
Sasuke: WTF?! A Shadow Clone?!
Naruto: *jumps from ceiling onto Sasuke*
Sasuke: *falls to floor on stomach with crazy blond on top of him* _
Naruto: *straddles thighs and holds Sasuke's hands behind his back* Now be a good boy Sasuke, and let me screw you into this floor! *puts two fingers in and scissors*
Sasuke: *moans but struggles while still slightly dazed*
Naruto: C'mon Sasuke. You know you want it. You want my hard cock driving into your tight ass.
Sasuke: *thinking* Since when did Naruto talk dirty?! And why is it such a turn-on?!?!?!
Naruto: You just gotta relax and let me take you on a wild ride. *licks Sasuke's ear and bites neck enticingly*
Sasuke: *pushes back on Naruto's fingers* Well then, do it already usurantonkachi!
Naruto: *smirks triumphantly and removes fingers, sliding throbbing erection into tight warmth*
Sasuke+Naruto: *long, deep moan*
Sasuke: Move Naruto!
Naruto: *proceeds to screw the teme into the floor*
~ several hot and bothersome minutes later~
Naruto: *panting slightly* Told you I'd top.
Sasuke: *grumbles incoherently*
Naruto: You know you loved it. *snuggles*
Sasuke: *snuggles and grins* Whatever…
*LoL Don't worry Sasuke. You'll get your chance. Like I said, this has two parts: one is NaruSasu and the other SasuNaru. So then, R&R my darlings! ^_^*