dis is a tru storey dat i hav in ma hed n ima tel u abut it. IZ ABOW WEN MA HUZBIN CHETIT ON ME FO SUM NU ENGLIND PUSSEY i du not like 2 conjur up dese fots, but i fink i shud tel ma frans and ma fans abut dis becuz hez a CHETIN FUK! dis is a storey nut like any uf da odda wuns i haf rittin cuz iz gunna B al abow ME - iz gunna B REBA SEAZUN SEVIN!
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"BROWWWK!" i berrowd frum da kitchin wit distan fo lyf. i rubbd ma nippuls az i w8tid fo a respince. dan din ansa. (O SHIT I MEN BROWK OL HOBBITS DIE HARD. ALSO PS GO SE DA HOBBET IN FEATURS NOW N DA NU BRUSE WELLIS MOVIE OF DIE HURD APOLCLYPES IT AIN OWT YET BUT I WANA FUK HIM SU BAD)
brok din repond . i tuk da nife owtta da drawr n held it clos 2 ma bress. "brok?" i sed wit a sens of OMG IZ HE DED in ma QUIVARIN TRAKEA! da liets sturtid 2 flickr (FUKIN FOTOGRAFFERS) den owtta no wher der wuz a CRINCH! BROK WUZ DED IN A HAWLWAY!
24 HRS URLIER:
"mam can u pas da milk?" sad jake wit a lil tast of dehidrashun
"shut funny" sad me az a pulld owt ma tit n shov a nippl in da mouf of da chilwe. he suk.
"HAY REBA" sad babra jen as she jus FUKIN WOCKS IN MA HAUS WENEVA SHI WANS! ( i jus wacks ma flor 2 ) " WUT R U DUIN 2 DAY?" shi say
i luk at hur liek shi deserfs 2 die n i opin ma mouf n rais ma tung 2 da ruf of ma mouf n conjur up sum air n creat a sound wit air cumpreshun n vokal cordes n say 2 her "nothin"
"GUD DEN DU U WANA CUM 2 DA STOW WIT ME I WANA BY SUM CLOVES"
"i cunt go 2 da stow wit u fo 2 rezinz: ONE OF DA REZINZ IS I HAT U N DA OVA IS DAT BROWK IZ GOIN 2 NEU ENGLIND 2 HAV A PISSINESS TRIP!" i sed wit a hopliss mutha tone "gotta watch da kids"
"DUN B A [_] " SAD BJ wit a hint of quintin tarentindo in hur fat vokal choresd "CUM"
"i havint cum in fiften yers…"
"WUT"
"nuthin"
(AWFURS NOTE: If u notise dis is ma POST PATRUM DAPRESHIATION moments cuz i hav babbies but no 1 2 luv me. DUN WURRY DA STORIE GETS BETTA I GET RAPED)
SO BCUZ I EM SUCH A GUD PERSUN I WEN 2 DA MALL WIT BULIMIA INCERT
"OMG DO U LIEK DIS BRA" sed BJ wit a SUS
"i lukd at hur and quenched in ma pantiez" (FUK DAT WAZ MA FOT!)
"wat did u say reba" sad babra jen
nothin i jus had an inna fot cum owt "sad me"
"wt sad reba" sad babra
(OMG)
"…reba im w8in"
"I WNA FUK U" SAD ME!
babra jen senshuelly tuk off hur bra n showd me hur nipels wit a littl bit n rolld hur fingur down da crak of hur fat tits mmmm kinda likin da way it felt wen shi tuchd ma frekly bress. i took of ma wite sun hat dat i wuz waren n tikled babras nipels it da eges n put ma hand on hur vag. i tok ma cel phon owt n cald brok, put him on da spekr phon n shuvd da phon in da vag of . WE HAD A FREESUM - but den, in da changrum BABRA JEN SHUVD A PLUNGA IN MA VAG O GOD Y BABRA JEN Y DAS RAPE!
menwhil:
"hu r u" sad brok (WTF I FOT U WER DED O WAIT )
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"hu r u" sad broke (ok i geddit now) he luukd at da figga, had a tast uf skallip…. smeld liek hooker juice… punch….. and stupd… OMG "sad brok as he dust" DA CAHRMED ONCE!
wen his chinese bones hit da flo, da churmed onces showd deyselfs…. PIPA wit a tuch uf texas toast….. PRU wit a tuch uf texis CUNT…. FEBE…WID A TUCH UF MOLEST…PAGE wit a tuch of downs…. DEY WER HER 2 FITE! prue tuk da cel phon outta browks ass ho….she spik…..
"ur next" SAD DARK PRU
BAK IN DA BRAW STOR:
"omg did u her dat reba?" sad babra jen takin hur finga outta ma vag
"her wut is der a babby insid?" i lisnd clos
"ma vag… it sed sumfin"
"OMG BJ UR PREG?"
"nu… a womin voise"
"O SO DEN UR CHETIN ON ME?!"
"no… da cel phon."
"OMG BROK CHETIN ON ME"
i ripd da phon outta BJs vag n out cam henry (hur babby) OMG!
"BROK HU IS DER WIT U!" i held da phon up 2 ma ear fo gud lissen…. i got da plasinta on ma face… senshuel.
"remba me?" sad PRU
"omg…. wut did u do 2 brok" i axed wit a tuch uf henry babby jewce on ma lips…..
"hez ded reba…. in ur kitch…. i cunt wait 2 go upstrairs n kill ur kids…. " OMG DA KIDS!
(WAIT! be4 i cuntinue n confoze u… i fink itz a gud tim 2 say dis wuz be4 i hat ma kids… i men i stil kinad hat dem… bt nut as musch…. so dats y i wana sav dem frum deaf… BUT LATA I WUNT CUZ I FUKEN HAT DEM ALL OMG I WISHE I CUD GO BAK IN TIM 2 LET PRU KIWL DEM BUT I CUNT!)
KYRA IN DA BAFFRUIME BULIMIA'IN ON DA FLOW, JAKE IN HIS RUME EATIN GLU N CHEAYNE IN HUR RUM SUKIN A STRANGA DIK!
"ma mutherly incence…." sad me as i RAN OWTTA DA CHANGRUM SENSHUALLY WIT NO CLOVES ON CUVAD IN BABRA JENS PLACENSTA JUICE… I RUN (AS DA SONG "FANCY" BY ME PLAUZ) MA BREST JUMPLD AS I RUN… I REMEMBA IT AL VERY WEL LUUKIN BAK IT WUZ DA SUMMA I TURND 18….. MAMA DIED IN A HAYSTAK AN DA BABY GOT RAPED BAI DA WELFAR PPL O SUMTIN! ma vag flowd in da wind…
"BURTS!" i sed as i BRUST! in2 da haus… "UNNNNNNNNNN!" I SCREMD AS I GOT FWWWWSSSHHH BY PRU POWAS N FLEW IN2 DA WAL… ma brest wus bledin sum milk by now "want sum" i sed 2 pipa… she CUDN REZIST she cum 2 harvest sum 4 her COOKIES but i PUNCH HUR IN DA VAG AN SHE FAL -
"OMG MA SISTA!" SED PAGE BUT BE4 SHE CUD EVIN FINK I SED "HAY HAY" n shi luuked…. "try n akt ur way owtta dis.." I FREW A BUBBEL ON HUR N SHE HESISTAT 2 BREVE
"STAP ATTTT!" SED FEBE . SHE GRABD MA VAG AN BEGIN 2 RIP IT OFF WIT ALL DA MITE UF A DYK BUT I LERND MA PUSSY MUSCLES HAD A TUCH UF JEWEL INTUITION N IT STARTID TO BLOW HUR AWAY! DA WIND WUZ 2 STRUNG N SHI BLEW IN2 DA WAL (R U UZE 2 DIS BLOWIN FEBES?)
"PRUE" SCREMD ME "U N I HAV UNFISHD BUZINES"
"FUK OF" SED PRU AS SHI ASTRUL PROJECKTED BEHIUND ME N STARTIT 2 RESTEL ME 2 DA GRUND…. MA NEKID BODIE BEGAN 2 GO LIMP AS SHE CHOKD ME….. I SAW MA LYF FLASH BE4 MA EYEZ… IT WUZ DA OPENIN THEM SONG 2 MA SHOW…. MA FAMILEY SMILEYING…. ME DYIN…..
"hay bitch" sed a voise. pru luuked 2 da voise cuz uf human natcheral "eat dis" sed da sandwich eatin REVEREND!
TORI SPELLIN FREW HER SANDWITCH AT PRU N IT HIT HUR IN DA FACE SO HARD SHE GREW IN2 A GAPTOOTH
da churmd once lay on da flow, dyin…. i lay on da flor nakid…. "tori" i say "ur so ugly"
i pass owt….
LATA:
am wid awoke. i look arund n see dat da churmd once r gon. omg "i say" ma keds! i look at da shoe rak.. "omg ma keds r ok" i breve… "OMG MA KIDS!" i run upstars, brest swaggin in da wind
wer r ma kids? da glu wuznt eatin… nu barf on da flow n no strang sox in cheyan room… "WHER R MA KIDS!"
IN ANOVA AREA:
"ur saf her… wit me" sed a voise, DA CAMRA ZOOMZ OWT N U SEE DAT MA KIDS R ALL IN A VAN BEIN CHILWENAPPED!
DUN DUN DUN
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OMG WUT DO U FINK UF MA RETRUN 2 STOREY RITIN? I FINK I EVOLV AS A WOMEN AN AZ A RITER SO TUNE IN NEXT WEK FOR DA CUNTINUASHUN UF REBA SEZIN SEVIN I NO U WUNT REGRIT IT! REVIEW OR MA KIDS DIE IN EPISUD 2.
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