Hello everyone. Of course, it's TheHelper3440 and Chocolates Are The Best. And guess what? We are co-oping a story, again.
Also, don't forget the famous disclaimer...
Disclaimer: We don't own 39 Clues, or else Amian would be true.
Dear diary,
Today is still summer vacation, and Dan is in trouble, again. I don't even know why I bother to write this down, since it happens way too often.
So I guess you probably know what I am talking about now.
"This is already going to embarass me," muttered Dan, while reading the diary. "I thought it'd be something besides this."
This morning, I woke up to an eerie scream, and it belongs to the one and only... Nellie.
"AAAMMMMYYYYYYYY! WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT!"
Everyone laughed.
"Yo, Dan, What are you trying to do, dawg? Burn the house down?" Jonah asked.
Dan grinned.
"Dan-O, don't think of anything!" Hamilton exclaimed.
"What now, Nellie? Why is there smoke coming from the windows? Oh no, don't tell me..."
"YES! HE DID IT AGAIN! NOW GET OUT, YOU DON'T WANT TO GET BURNT, DO YOU?"
"What did you do, Daniel?" asked Natalie.
Dan frowned. "My name is Dan. D-A-N. Dan! You'll figure it out soon enough."
I sighed. Dan must be up to his old tricks again.
Ian and Hamilton snickered.
Recently, Dan has shown a lot of interest in cooking, and when I mean cooking, I actually meant spending time in the kitchen, ruining almost every single thing, while trying to make a sandwich. I really hope he didn't ruin Grace's mansion, though, since we just rebuilded it.
"AMY! COME DOWN NOW!" Nellie screamed.
"Is it really that bad?" Reagan questioned.
"A bit," muttered Dan. "I was trying to use Ninja skills while cooking. I threw a cloth onto the burner, which is the the gas stove, and the cloth went on fire..."
"Coming, Nellie!" I rushed down stairs, cover my mouth and nose with a damp cloth. The smoke was coming out of the kitchen, my prediction was correct! I wonder what Dan tried to cook this time.
"Dan! What do you have to say for yourself?" I scold.
Nellie pinched his ears, and he winced. "Well... I was just trying to cook..."
"What exactly did you try to cook?" "Um... scrambled eggs?"
"I didn't tell the full story. It would sound even more stupid. I mean, A cloth started a fire!" Dan exclaimed over the un-controlled laughter.
"SCRAMBLED EGGS? THAT'S WHAT CAUSE ALL THIS CHAOS? WHY DAN, I OUGHT TO TEACH YOU COOK! HOW CAN SCRAMBLED EGGS LEAD TO A FIRE?" Nellie screamed with disbelief.
"You can't even cook scrambled eggs without starting a fire?" Natalie sniggered.
"I bet you don't even eat scrambled eggs, nor know how to cook at all!" Dan fumed.
I sighed. Can't Dan do anything right?
"No, he is a peasant," Natalie sniffed.
"I'm richer than you!" Dan protested.
"Whatever, Daniel." Natalie said.
I mean, it is just scrambled eggs, how hard can that be? Surely not so hard. Nellie is right, she should really give Dan some cooking lessons, or else we will have to end up at the police station every single day because of Dan's pathetic attempt of cooking whatsoever.
Dan face-palmed. "This is horrible. I was thinking of other stuff. Better info besides me."
So the rest of the day was really not that special, just a typical normal day. After the fire, we were rushed to the hospital for a check-up, and got to the police station for questioning. I bet all of the staff regconized us, since we have been here almost every day since Dan started his new hobby, cooking. Otherwise known as, ruining-the-kitchen-and-causing-a-fire.
"How many times?" asked Madison.
"About five," admitted Dan. "But it's cool and fun!"
Everyone rolled their eyes at Dan's thought of fun.
Also, because of the fact that Dan had almost ruined the kitchen five times in-a-row already, Nellie finally decided to give Dan cooking lessons, of course, after he is not grounded anymore. Which means, Dan is now grounded. Sadly, not forever, just for two days.
"Sadly?" exclaimed Dan. "It is sad!"
But meanwhile, I can finally have peace and quiet.
"Whatever. I'm getting Amy back." Dan said.
Love,
"Why do you put 'love' after a letter?" Hamilton remarked.
"There is other ways," Ian replied.
"You'd use 'love' to Amy," Dan muttered. Ian glared at him.
"Why would I even write a letter to Amy?"
Dan and Natalie looked at each other, rolling their eyes. Older siblings.
Amy
"Yea. Just say her name."
"Tomorrow I hope it'll be something better!" Dan said to everyone.
So what do you think? Good? Bad? Love it? Hate it? Well whatever you think, you are welcomed to tell us!
Don't be shy,
TheHelper and Chocolate