RunsWithVampires: Has Signed in
WhoLetTheDogsOut: Has Signed in
RunsWithVampires: H-Hey Jacob how r you?
WhoLetTheDogsOut: okay
RunsWithVampires: so were cool about what happened last time?
WhoLetTheDogsOut: ya totally I don't even remember what happened haha
RunsWithVampires: oh that good I thought it would be all awkward between
Us now
WhoLetTheDogsOut: oh no on were totally cool
RunsWithVampires: good so what did you do last night?
WhoLetTheDogsOut: I ran after a cat that was outside my house my dad got mad at me and said if I didn't get my furry ass back in the house he would have me neutered what about you what did you do?
RunsWithVampires: Edward came over and he took me to our meadow
WhoLetTheDogsOut: O.0 you…Edward………."meadow"
RunsWithVampires: its not what you think……okay maybe it is
WhoLetTheDogsOut: oh! My god!! Bad thoughts bad thoughts you and that blood sucker ..DOING IT!!
RunsWithVampires: oh come on Jacob your over reacting
WhoLetTheDogsOut: ah! I can see him touching you and every thing! And OH MY GOD!!
RunsWithVampires: what!?
WhoLetTheDogsOut: he has a nice ass!
RunsWithVampires: O.0.……
WhoLetTheDogsOut: YOU AND HIM..HIM ON YOU…..HIM….wait…..:D
RunsWithVampires: ……..what?
WhoLetTheDogsOut: ME touching you Me on top of you oh ya
RunsWithVampires: OMG don't even thing about it
WhoLetTheDogsOut: oh come on Bella you no you want me
RunsWithVampires: I swear ill come over there and kick your ass
WhoLetTheDogsOut: I cam se it now you underneath me moaning my name and-what the?
ColdDead&Sparkling: Has Signed in
WhoLetTheDogsOut: MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? What is the whip for ah! I'm sorry mommy don't hit me ah! im sorry ill be a good boy I promise
ImAGoodBoyImAGoodBoy: Has Signed Out
ColdDead&Sparkling: ………….
ColdDead&Sparkling: I forbid you from ever seeing him agen
RunsWithVampires: you don't have to tell me twice
ColdDead&Sparkling: and do I even wont to no?
RunsWithVampires: no not really no
ColdDead&Sparkling: good cuz im kinda scared to ask
RunsWithVampires: lol
RunsWithVampires: well since were asking stuff I wanna ask you something
ColdDead&Sapakling: ya
RunsWithVampires: have you ever had a sexual fantasy about us and then have way thru Esme came and attacked you with a whip
ColdDead&Sparkling: ………….O.O ummmmmmm… no
RunsWithVampires: oh that's good
LilPixieGirl: Has Signed in
LilPixieGirl: Hey! Squishy!!
( inside joke)
RunsWithVampires: Squishy!!
ColdDead&Sparkling: …..Squishy?…
LilPixieGirl: how are you?
RunsWithVampires: im Squishable!
BigTeddyBear: Has Signed in
Mr. Cool: Has Signed in
ColdDead&Sparkling: hey Emmett Jasper do you no what Squishy means?
BigTeddyBear: hell if I no
Mr. Cool: I don't know ether but the emotions im getting off of Alice is starting to scare me
RunsWithVampires: your just jealous cuz your not squishy
LilPixieGirl: ya!
BigTeddyBear: you guys are such crackers
RunsWithVampires: are we white or whole wheat
BigTeddyBear: your white
RunsWithVampires: em I a square or a circle?
BigTeddyBear: your definitely a square
RunsWithVampires: well can you bite off my corners and make me a circle XD
LovingMother: Has Signed in
RunsWithVampires: Squishy!!
LilPixieGirl: Squishy!!
LovingMother: hello my little Squishy
ColdDead&Sparkling: mom you no what the means to
LovingMother: why yes
ColdDead&Sparkling: then could you tell me what it means?
LovingMother: sorry I cant
ColdDead&Sparkling: why!!
LovingMother: ill tell you when your older
ColdDead&Sparkling: ……….
ColdDead&Sparkling: BUT I DON'T AGE!!
LilPixieGirl: then I guess you will never no what it means lol
ColdDead&Sparkling: but I wanna no I wanna no right now!!
LovingMother: Edward dear pleas stop acting like a child
ColdDead&Sparkling: if you don't tell me what it means ill hold my breath until I cant breath holds breath
RunsWithVampires: Edward you don't even need to breath
ColdDead&Sparkling: still holding breath
RunsWithVampires: okay fine w/e
HotterThanYou: Has Signed in
HotterThanYou: hey Bella any new pics I should no about?
RunsWithVampires: oh shut up blonde
LovingMother: sorry but I have to go
LovingMother: Has Singed out
HouseDoctor: Has Singed in
HouseDoctor: hey have you guys seen Esme
Mr. Cool: she just left
HouseDoctor: oh darn it
AlphaMale: Has Signed in
AlphaMale: Bella what have you done to Jacob!?
HouseDoctor: what seems to be the problem Sam?
AlphaMale: we found Jacob in the fetal position in he's room he keeps saying im a good boy im a good boy and something about his mother and we think he even said something about a whip but we must have heard that wrong
RunsWithVampires: im sorry Sam but I don't know what happened to him I hope he gets better
AlphaMale: Has Signed out
Mr. Cool: did you do something to him?
RunsWithVampires: you will never no
BigTeddyBear: well im bored
HouseDoctor: me to
BigTeddyBear: I no what we need!!
HotterThanYou: what?
BigTeddyBear: we need theme song!!
RunsWithVampires: ……..theme ….songs?
HouseDoctor: is that in the movie?
Mr. Cool: what
HouseDoctor: what?
Mr. Cool: nvm…….?
BigTeddyBear: ya come on it will be fun!!
LilPixieGirl: ya sounds like fun!!
LovingMother: Has Singed in
LovingMother: what did I miss?
BigTeddyBear: were picking our them songs what is yours going to be
( plz be nice I don't know a lot of good songs I tried to make these as funny as I can had to get some help from friends for the songs lol)
LovingMother: hmmm..
LovingMother: oh I no! I Want A Mom That Will Last Forever by Cyndi Lauper
BigTeddyBea: mine is the gummy bear song!!
Mr. Cool: I feel pretty from West Side Story
HouseDoctor: Witch Doctor by cartoons
LilPixieGirl: Shoes! By Kelly
RunsWithVampires: Clumsy by Fergie
RunsWithVampires: what about you Edward?
RunsWithVampires:oh right your still holding your breath okay then ill just pick for you!
BigTeddyBear: this should be fun
Mr. Cool: he dos no he doesn't need to breath if he is typing right?
RunsWithVampires: Sexy Vampire by Fright Ranger
LilPixieGirl: lol
HotterThenYou: im to sexy for my shirt
BigTeddyBear: I can think of a better one
RunsWithVampires: I can think of a better one
HoterThenYou: oh really Emmett and just what song do you have im mind
BigTeddyBear: I'm Bossy by Kelis
HotterThenYou: hmm….Emmett do you no what 2 songs I would give you right now are?
BigtedyBear: what?
HoterThenYou: Runaway and die mother fucker
BigTeddyBear: oh shit
BigTeddyBear: Has Singed Out
HotterThenYou: Has Singed Out
LilPixieGirl: well this cant end good
Mr. Cool: well they just broke something
RunsWithVampires: I think it was the other half of your house
LovingMother: they had better not! come on dear
LovingMother: Has Signed Out
HouseDoctor: Has Signed Out
Mr. cool: this should be good
Mr. Cool: Has Signed Out
LilPixieGirl: Has Signed Out
RunsWithVampires: Well this should be interesting
RunsWithVampires: Edward plz say something
ColdDead&Sparkling: …….
RunsWithVampires: okay fine w/e im going to take and shower and your ass had better be in there in 5 min (if you wont talk ill make you scream )
RunsWithVampires: Has Sigend Out
ColdDead&Sparkling: Has Sigend Out
CrazyTwilightFangirl: Has Signed in
ImWithTheIdiot: Has Signed in
CrazyTwilightFangirl: how many time do I have to tell you to change your sn?
ImWithTheIdiot: don't know don't care now wear are they you said they would be here
CrazyTwilightFangirl: …..they left?
ImWithTheIdiot: omg im going
ImWithTheReallyStupidIdiot: Has Signed Out
CrazyTwilightFangirl: Oh that's it you soooo dead I no wear you live!!
CrazyTwilightFangirl: Has Signed Out