*I don't own any of the X-Men, but I do own Jessica the Human Hydrogen Molecule*
Logan breathed in deeply enjoying the smell of the outdoors, but as he passed an open window he started coughing. What the hell was going on in that room, he looked in and saw a large group of girls milling about using different chemicals on each others hair, painting nails and other things that he couldn't identify.
"Hey Logan!" One of the girls greeted as she walked by the window startling him so he fell on his butt, her bright red hair nearly blinding him.
"AAARRRRGGGHHHH! My eyes! Jessica don't do that again!"
"Opps sorry, Hey everyone Logan's here!" Rogue and a group of other girls came over to the window.
"Hey Logan, what are you doing here?" Rogue asked.
"Nothing, I was just walking." He was to busy trying to look inconspicuous that he didn't notice the evil looks that the girls exchanged, but he did notice when Jessica flew out the window and hovered in front of him so that his back was facing the wall.
"Well why don't you come in?"
"No thanks."
"Okay, how about you come with me and I won't start singing my favorite song!" Jessica had a reputation as being terribly annoying, and she was continually competing with Jubilee to see who could more annoying.
"Okay, okay, I'll come!" Jessica hovered behind him as he went back into the school and into the classroom, Storm was busy helping Jubilee practice some sort of tecnique.
"Oh, hi Logan! What are you doing here?" She looked up from her work momentaraly.
"Jessica threatened to sing." Storm cringed, there were several wispers and giggles from the girls.
"What's with them?"
"Oh they're probaly just plotting to do the same thing they did to Scott to you."
"And what did they do to Scooter?" Storm didn't have to answer because Logan was soon being mauled by teenage girls and strapped down to a chair.
"What shoud we do first?" One of the girls asked.
"I dunno, Jessica is good at this so why don't we ask her?"
"Kay," Jessica was floating near the roof attempting to look all knowing but only looked crazyer then usual.
"Hey Ms. Human Hydrogen Molecule! Get down here and help!"
"Okay!" She hovered just above the floor, "hmmmm... what should we do first... I know! Get the leg wax!" There were several snickers as the two girls set about rolling you Logans pants while another one got the wax and the paper stuff. She handed them to Jubilee who started applying the wax.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Silence inferior being!" Jessica yelled as Jubilee put the paper stuff over the wax, and pulled it off, taking quite a lot of his hair with her. Logan's scream could be heard though out the entire school and soon there was a large group laughing at Logan.
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Jessica, Rogue, Jubilee and the rest of the cosmotology class stood in front of Logan examing their work. Logan was wearing a short red evening dress, complete with the high heels, his legs were waxed, he had all sorts of make up on, and his nails were painted bright pink. There was a moment of silence as Jessica went over to her bag and took out a camra and took a pictures, everyone broke into histerical laughter. Logan was freed and he pushed his way though the crowd of students (and teachers).
Once Logan was gone Jubilee got out a scrapbook from her backpack and opened it, there were pictures or Professor Xavier, Cyclopes, Bobby, Remy, St. John and several others in the exact same perdicament. She took the picture from Jessica and placed it in an empty spot neatly labing it.
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I had coffee this morning so maybe that will explain the extreme level of insanity. Please review!