Sailor Moon Jingle Bells

One day Galaxia came by,
Plotting to rule the world,
Usagi ran and tripped,
And was about to hurl,
Makoto did a,
Very girlish twirl,
While Rei was chanting mumbo jumbo
At a little squirrel.

Refrain:
Oh, Darien's a jerk,
Haruka's queer,
Who wants scrambled eggs?
Hotaru's blowing up the world,
Michiru's swimming laps, hey!

Usagi's turned, angel now,
Galaxia too.
The mirror parodies tripped and fell,
The scouts are drinking booze, Hey!

Ami is a nerd,
Setsuna is a nurse,
Uranus and Neptune are gay,
The three lights are now girls.
Minako is singing,
And hurting everyone's ears,
Luna and Artemis are,
Demanding to be paid.

(Refrain)

Chibi usa loves a horse,
The Starlights are now guys,
Jupiter's sprouting lighting,
And Rei is eating fries.
Ami's studying,
Minako's flipping out,
Seiya is singing,
And Taiki freaks me out.

(Refrain)

Diana's squeaking,
Like a little mouse,
Luna P is,
Gone forever now.
Chibi Chibi is so cute,
Mamoru is not,
Yaten is a girl,
And now he is a guy,

(Refrain)

The Senshi are drinking drinks,
At the arcade,
Pluto's turning off the lights,
And then back again,
Ami's reading books,
Rei is reading manga,
Usagi's reading nothing,
Minako wants a panda.

(Refrain)

Tin Nyanko is a cat,
Luna is spoiled,
Artemis gets all the blame,
And Minako treats him bad.
Saturn is dead,
Now she is alive,
Hotaru's joining NERV,
And Pen Pen's stopping by.

(Refrain)