Once there was a "Phantom of the Opera" who found his "Hair" was full of "Grease" and was badly "Tangled" because he used too much "Hairspray", which was truly a "Nightmare before Christmas". So he decided to ask for the help of "Calamity Jane" who replied by saying "Annie Get Your Gun" and shoot all the "Guys and Dolls". With haste the Phantom left and made his way to "Chicago" and found the street 'Sunset Boulevard". He then entered "The Little Shop of Horrors" to ask for "The Wizard of Oz" but found the shopkeepers "Oliver" and "Matilda" to be quite "Wicked" because they set their "Cats" on him, who went all "Sweeney Todd" being led by "The Lion King". So the Phantom left and jumped on "The Starlight Express" to go to "Oklahoma" and met "My Fair Lady" who was listening to "The Sound of Music". He introduced himself and asked to play "Chess" and she introduced herself to be "Miss Saigon" but she refused to play as she was in love with "Bugsy Malone" and only associated with people from the "High Society". He arrived at the "South Pacific" train station and went to the "Moulin Rouge" hotel where he cried "Mamma Mia" at the price to "Rent" a room. He left and visited a "Burlesque' club where they were playing "Rock of Ages" and the dancers called the "Dream Girls" told him "We Will Rock You". But this "Cabaret" was a "Shock Treatment" and made him "Les Miserables" so he left. Outside he met "Evita" who he was "Enchanted" by, and he thought she was a "Funny Girl" because she was "Singin' in the Rain". The Phantom asked her to join "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" with "The King and I" as he claimed to know "The Producers" and explained she could rise to "Fame" and become a "Billion Dollar Baby" doing this so she agreed. This has proved that true musical "Love Never Dies" and that's the end of "The West Side Story".